Post by Steve Sinclair on Jan 27, 2017 19:45:17 GMT
Ice Ice Baby begins to play as Nanook the Irate Eskimo walks out from the back with a mic in hand.
RS: “And here come Nanook who is on a very impressive winning streak as of late.”
TP: “Just a few weeks ago, he defeated The Boss.”
RS: “And the Scorpion before that.”
Nanook marches down to the ring with a holier than thou kind of presences and climbs into the ropes. The crowd booing of course.
TP: “And I wonder what brings Nanook here tonight.”
Nanook holds the mic up.
“Over the last two weeks.. ever since my victory over the Boss and in so proving everyone that I am all of that! I showed to the world and all of those bums in the back that I am the reason why the IWA is still around! I am better than Wilburman. I make Cyril look like shit! and Scorpion is a wet dream gone bad while Chamber is a troll! The Dreamers are real bad Barbie twins and Cobalt is my bitch! And Donnie cool is a Honda lover. I Nanook is the best there is! And there is nothing you can say to say other wise!”
RS: “Here we go.”
TP: “Oh I know.”
“I saw a movie, a old one and new one, and after viewing it, and walked around these parts, and thought about it. One thing was clear to me. One single light bulb burned brightly from above! And it came to me a clear as day and hit me like a beaten and bruised baby seal! And that is that the IWA is lacking.”
TP: “Lacking?”
“Lacking in direction! Lacking in all and any form of authority! And let’s face it! While our dear beloved Amy sits in her pent house at IWA towers and settles back in the that big chair of hers and views above the IWA with out a ounce of care and watches it as it sails down the river that will soon turn into a raging river full of white water! One thing is clear! And that is soon, that river, even with it’s majestic white caps will soon turn into a 3,00o foot drop straight the fuck down! And with out anyone at the wheel, that will happen sooner than latter!”
TP: “My head hurts.”
RS: “I know.”
“And you can sit there and talk all kind of shit like you are now, but let’s face the facts. Amy sucks!”
The crowd is shocked! Even Tom is speechless.
“The IWA is a sinking ship! Sinking faster than two midgets in a parade for giants and the IWA needs someone to step up! A person to stands forward and take this beast by the balls and give them a good yank and bring this bad boy home! Normally, that would be Cyril’s job, but seeing that he is else where, that leaves only one person! A man who has beaten everyone and anyone in the IWA. A person of character. Integrity. Pride. Loyalty. A man who can walk through the wall of fire and take control! And that person is.......ME!”
TP: “OH PLEASE!”
“And starting right now! I am taking the first step forward to become your IWA Commissioner! I will walk the walk, talk the talk and go through any red tape that there is to make sure such a thing happens! No poll to big, no vote wasted as I will gladly become your IWA Commissioner.”
Ice Ice baby plays as Nanook drops the mic and does his thing in the ring.
TP: “I can not hear what I have heard. Nanook thinks he can become Commissioner.”
RS: “And here come Nanook who is on a very impressive winning streak as of late.”
TP: “Just a few weeks ago, he defeated The Boss.”
RS: “And the Scorpion before that.”
Nanook marches down to the ring with a holier than thou kind of presences and climbs into the ropes. The crowd booing of course.
TP: “And I wonder what brings Nanook here tonight.”
Nanook holds the mic up.
“Over the last two weeks.. ever since my victory over the Boss and in so proving everyone that I am all of that! I showed to the world and all of those bums in the back that I am the reason why the IWA is still around! I am better than Wilburman. I make Cyril look like shit! and Scorpion is a wet dream gone bad while Chamber is a troll! The Dreamers are real bad Barbie twins and Cobalt is my bitch! And Donnie cool is a Honda lover. I Nanook is the best there is! And there is nothing you can say to say other wise!”
RS: “Here we go.”
TP: “Oh I know.”
“I saw a movie, a old one and new one, and after viewing it, and walked around these parts, and thought about it. One thing was clear to me. One single light bulb burned brightly from above! And it came to me a clear as day and hit me like a beaten and bruised baby seal! And that is that the IWA is lacking.”
TP: “Lacking?”
“Lacking in direction! Lacking in all and any form of authority! And let’s face it! While our dear beloved Amy sits in her pent house at IWA towers and settles back in the that big chair of hers and views above the IWA with out a ounce of care and watches it as it sails down the river that will soon turn into a raging river full of white water! One thing is clear! And that is soon, that river, even with it’s majestic white caps will soon turn into a 3,00o foot drop straight the fuck down! And with out anyone at the wheel, that will happen sooner than latter!”
TP: “My head hurts.”
RS: “I know.”
“And you can sit there and talk all kind of shit like you are now, but let’s face the facts. Amy sucks!”
The crowd is shocked! Even Tom is speechless.
“The IWA is a sinking ship! Sinking faster than two midgets in a parade for giants and the IWA needs someone to step up! A person to stands forward and take this beast by the balls and give them a good yank and bring this bad boy home! Normally, that would be Cyril’s job, but seeing that he is else where, that leaves only one person! A man who has beaten everyone and anyone in the IWA. A person of character. Integrity. Pride. Loyalty. A man who can walk through the wall of fire and take control! And that person is.......ME!”
TP: “OH PLEASE!”
“And starting right now! I am taking the first step forward to become your IWA Commissioner! I will walk the walk, talk the talk and go through any red tape that there is to make sure such a thing happens! No poll to big, no vote wasted as I will gladly become your IWA Commissioner.”
Ice Ice baby plays as Nanook drops the mic and does his thing in the ring.
TP: “I can not hear what I have heard. Nanook thinks he can become Commissioner.”