Post by Steve Sinclair on Jan 28, 2017 14:29:51 GMT
Thursday Night and Green Man, The mean green Machine, is out on the road. Now he’s not out promoting the XWA or anything like that today, he is out and about in his green 68 Ford Fairlane. It’s Thursday night for crying out loud, and that is one hell of a night in Vancouver. And it’s true, Green Man didn’t return home this week.
“The Ford sits out front of a club, a dance club, a Latin dance club to be exact. The music is thumping, like really loud and there are all kinds of people, Latin people of course standing outside of the club, getting out to get some fresh air, hook up, what ever. And then there’s Green Man getting out of the car. He’s decked out, suit and tie, ready to cut a rug.
His hair is slicked back, and so is his beard. He slowly shuts the door. Bet you didn’t know he loved latin music huh?
“Oh yeah.” He says as he circles around the car. Club Latin it’s called. “This is going to be great.” Green Man says rubbing his hands together as he can’t wait to get inside and dance. Maybe do some “grinding”. He steps up on the curb and is about to step on the red carpet when he is stopped by none other than Tony Splash Jackson.
Jackson tugs on his tailcoats. “Green Man” Tony says.
Green Man stops, rolls his eyes, and turns around, crossing his arms, a little pissed. “What?” He snarls.
“I know your out and getting ready to go dancing, but can I get some remarks from you about what Hammer has said and that Jack Knight nor Rob Stallion hasn’t said one word so far this week?” Tony so kindling asks.
Green Man taps his foot on the side walk, as a few Latin honeys up on top of the stairs watch with much interest as Tony stands with a camera. “You know Tony. Now, After the show or before the show, I don’t mind you asking me a bunch or retarded questions. But two days after the fact, when no one and my next opponent haven’t said anything, I HAVE a problem with that.” Green Man says.
“Oh...I am so sorry Green Man, but I figured you wouldn’t mind.” Tony says.
“Well Tony, Unlike the rest of the roster, I DO MIND! As you can see, I am here in front of a club, about to go dancing, something I like to do other than wrestling. And maybe I was going to meet someone here tonight, don’t know. But here I am anyways, Was going to have a few drinks, dance a bit, meet some girls. All SET TO HAVE A GREAT TIME...then, (Green Man pauses, one of those dramatic pauses) you show up and asked me if I want to comment on something I could pretty much care less on.”
“Oh.” is all Tony can say.
“Oh? Is that you can say?” Green Man says and is about to say more when one of the girls walks down the stairs and slides her hand under Green Man arm thus very naturally like creating a formation in which Green Man has taken this woman’s arm. Was a sweet move on her part. She’s Latin of course.
“Hey sexy.” She says. Got to love those Latin ascents, and oh yeah, Green Man does. “Is that a pogo stick?” She asks as she looks down quickly then looks up and into Green Man’s eyes.
“I love to pogo baby.” Green Man says as he totally forgets that Tony is standing there, which, at times, isn’t hard to do. They turn, the two love birds and walk up the red carpet lined steps and into the club. Tony rubs his head and walks away, to wait for his questioning for another day.......................
Hey you, see me, Picture Crazy
All the world I’ve seen before me passing me by
I’ve got, nothing to gain, to lose
All the world I’ve seen before me passing me by
you don’t care about how I feel
I don’t feel it anymore
Hey you, see me, not so pretty
All the world I’ve seen passing me by
Silent my voice, I’ve got no choice
All the world I’ve seen passing me by
you don’t care about I feel. I don’t feel it anymore.
Hey you, see me, Pictures crazy.
All the world I’ve seen passing me by
I’ve got, nothing to gain, to lose
All the world I’ve seen passing me by
you don’t care about how I feel
I don’t feel it anymore.
I want to shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy through the break of dawn......................................
Several hours later. Back at the hotel in which Green Man is staying at. All is silent, all is quite, all is still. The bed is full, no more room than for two. Sleeping double in a single bed. The night is breaking, melting away, giving up to the dawn of a new day. And in these wee hours, one man stirs. He ever so slowly slides out of bed as so not to disturb his lady friend. He walks to the windows that open up to a balcony. As which Green Man does. He walks through to greet the new day, naked of course.
He walks up to the railing, and his belly acts as a stopper. He stretches his gray chest hair quickly. Raises his arms up high and reaches for the stars. And after a few pops, and a few noises that you usually hear in the morning, he is ready to go.
“Hey now.” he says. And for some reason, Tony Jackson sticks in his mind. And so does what Hammer has said.
“You know.” he says. “Hammer. Look, I know your the champ and all, and you probably have a zillion and one million things on your mind, but let me set you straight on one fact there buddy. Okay, two facts.” Green Man says. Something catches his eye and he leans over the railing to see what it is when he stands right back up so fast that if you blink, you would have missed it.
“God damn, that railing is cold.” He says with a chuckle. “But Hammer, First, I ain’t in no Brady Bunch group from the dropped SSM members or anything like that. I am in no way associated with them and I am not in their group of theirs. The only person I will help, Cause I love the guy so much is Eternity and that is it. But then again, he is doing his own thing there, so don’t except to see me tagging behind him at every event. But if I see him having his ass handed to him by you or Bright, then there is a very good possibility that I will show up. Not because I love Eternity that much, but because Hammer, you hold something I do want. And, with only three matches under my belt since my return here in the XWA, I have some ring rust to shake before I come and take that title from you. And I know I can take that title from you, because of this fact. The second fact I am going to set you straight on. You have never, ever handed me my ass. Never have, never will. Simple fact. I hold more victory’s over you head, and JC’s than any one else in this federation. More than Eternity. And Hammer, son, I did that with no help if you remember correctly. There fore, I need no help from no one. As you will find out. Soon enough.” Green Man smiles. Kinda cocky.
“And Rob Stallion. Listen to me, and I will lead you to greatness. Euro gold. Ho w about that? I’m glad for you. I really am. Glad to see a student of mine learn what I have taut and move on with it. And I hope you get that Euro gold. After I beat this Jack Knight fellow, I’ll come and get that Euro gold as well. Now, What do you think of that?” says Green Man with a smile as well
“And Jack Knight, before you start with your hardcore speech and how much I am going to bleed and suffer great pain and die because I am old in the ring. Just keep this in mind. I only get hardcore in the bed, not in some ring. But I have been known to use a chair here and there. I don’t want to hear about you and your whip and chains....(pauses, smiles) in fact, I don’t think no one does. I don’t want to hear talk about barbwire or canes or anything like that and how you will use them on me. Because, frankly, You won’t use me, simply because I won’t let you.”
Just then, a bird flies by chirping. Green Man quickly turns to see it as it flew kind close to him. He turns back around, smiling once again.
“Hear that bird Jack? It said, You can’t fight in a non hardcore match. And I believe that bird.” Says Green Man as he kind points in the direction of the bird where it flew by.
“but, we’ll see. And Hardcore gold, is better than no gold, which, Jack Knight will have none of soon.”
Green Man looks back into the room. He smiles and waves.
“Right.” He says as he walks back into the room, closing the doors behind him as the scene fades to black.............................
“The Ford sits out front of a club, a dance club, a Latin dance club to be exact. The music is thumping, like really loud and there are all kinds of people, Latin people of course standing outside of the club, getting out to get some fresh air, hook up, what ever. And then there’s Green Man getting out of the car. He’s decked out, suit and tie, ready to cut a rug.
His hair is slicked back, and so is his beard. He slowly shuts the door. Bet you didn’t know he loved latin music huh?
“Oh yeah.” He says as he circles around the car. Club Latin it’s called. “This is going to be great.” Green Man says rubbing his hands together as he can’t wait to get inside and dance. Maybe do some “grinding”. He steps up on the curb and is about to step on the red carpet when he is stopped by none other than Tony Splash Jackson.
Jackson tugs on his tailcoats. “Green Man” Tony says.
Green Man stops, rolls his eyes, and turns around, crossing his arms, a little pissed. “What?” He snarls.
“I know your out and getting ready to go dancing, but can I get some remarks from you about what Hammer has said and that Jack Knight nor Rob Stallion hasn’t said one word so far this week?” Tony so kindling asks.
Green Man taps his foot on the side walk, as a few Latin honeys up on top of the stairs watch with much interest as Tony stands with a camera. “You know Tony. Now, After the show or before the show, I don’t mind you asking me a bunch or retarded questions. But two days after the fact, when no one and my next opponent haven’t said anything, I HAVE a problem with that.” Green Man says.
“Oh...I am so sorry Green Man, but I figured you wouldn’t mind.” Tony says.
“Well Tony, Unlike the rest of the roster, I DO MIND! As you can see, I am here in front of a club, about to go dancing, something I like to do other than wrestling. And maybe I was going to meet someone here tonight, don’t know. But here I am anyways, Was going to have a few drinks, dance a bit, meet some girls. All SET TO HAVE A GREAT TIME...then, (Green Man pauses, one of those dramatic pauses) you show up and asked me if I want to comment on something I could pretty much care less on.”
“Oh.” is all Tony can say.
“Oh? Is that you can say?” Green Man says and is about to say more when one of the girls walks down the stairs and slides her hand under Green Man arm thus very naturally like creating a formation in which Green Man has taken this woman’s arm. Was a sweet move on her part. She’s Latin of course.
“Hey sexy.” She says. Got to love those Latin ascents, and oh yeah, Green Man does. “Is that a pogo stick?” She asks as she looks down quickly then looks up and into Green Man’s eyes.
“I love to pogo baby.” Green Man says as he totally forgets that Tony is standing there, which, at times, isn’t hard to do. They turn, the two love birds and walk up the red carpet lined steps and into the club. Tony rubs his head and walks away, to wait for his questioning for another day.......................
Hey you, see me, Picture Crazy
All the world I’ve seen before me passing me by
I’ve got, nothing to gain, to lose
All the world I’ve seen before me passing me by
you don’t care about how I feel
I don’t feel it anymore
Hey you, see me, not so pretty
All the world I’ve seen passing me by
Silent my voice, I’ve got no choice
All the world I’ve seen passing me by
you don’t care about I feel. I don’t feel it anymore.
Hey you, see me, Pictures crazy.
All the world I’ve seen passing me by
I’ve got, nothing to gain, to lose
All the world I’ve seen passing me by
you don’t care about how I feel
I don’t feel it anymore.
I want to shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy through the break of dawn......................................
Several hours later. Back at the hotel in which Green Man is staying at. All is silent, all is quite, all is still. The bed is full, no more room than for two. Sleeping double in a single bed. The night is breaking, melting away, giving up to the dawn of a new day. And in these wee hours, one man stirs. He ever so slowly slides out of bed as so not to disturb his lady friend. He walks to the windows that open up to a balcony. As which Green Man does. He walks through to greet the new day, naked of course.
He walks up to the railing, and his belly acts as a stopper. He stretches his gray chest hair quickly. Raises his arms up high and reaches for the stars. And after a few pops, and a few noises that you usually hear in the morning, he is ready to go.
“Hey now.” he says. And for some reason, Tony Jackson sticks in his mind. And so does what Hammer has said.
“You know.” he says. “Hammer. Look, I know your the champ and all, and you probably have a zillion and one million things on your mind, but let me set you straight on one fact there buddy. Okay, two facts.” Green Man says. Something catches his eye and he leans over the railing to see what it is when he stands right back up so fast that if you blink, you would have missed it.
“God damn, that railing is cold.” He says with a chuckle. “But Hammer, First, I ain’t in no Brady Bunch group from the dropped SSM members or anything like that. I am in no way associated with them and I am not in their group of theirs. The only person I will help, Cause I love the guy so much is Eternity and that is it. But then again, he is doing his own thing there, so don’t except to see me tagging behind him at every event. But if I see him having his ass handed to him by you or Bright, then there is a very good possibility that I will show up. Not because I love Eternity that much, but because Hammer, you hold something I do want. And, with only three matches under my belt since my return here in the XWA, I have some ring rust to shake before I come and take that title from you. And I know I can take that title from you, because of this fact. The second fact I am going to set you straight on. You have never, ever handed me my ass. Never have, never will. Simple fact. I hold more victory’s over you head, and JC’s than any one else in this federation. More than Eternity. And Hammer, son, I did that with no help if you remember correctly. There fore, I need no help from no one. As you will find out. Soon enough.” Green Man smiles. Kinda cocky.
“And Rob Stallion. Listen to me, and I will lead you to greatness. Euro gold. Ho w about that? I’m glad for you. I really am. Glad to see a student of mine learn what I have taut and move on with it. And I hope you get that Euro gold. After I beat this Jack Knight fellow, I’ll come and get that Euro gold as well. Now, What do you think of that?” says Green Man with a smile as well
“And Jack Knight, before you start with your hardcore speech and how much I am going to bleed and suffer great pain and die because I am old in the ring. Just keep this in mind. I only get hardcore in the bed, not in some ring. But I have been known to use a chair here and there. I don’t want to hear about you and your whip and chains....(pauses, smiles) in fact, I don’t think no one does. I don’t want to hear talk about barbwire or canes or anything like that and how you will use them on me. Because, frankly, You won’t use me, simply because I won’t let you.”
Just then, a bird flies by chirping. Green Man quickly turns to see it as it flew kind close to him. He turns back around, smiling once again.
“Hear that bird Jack? It said, You can’t fight in a non hardcore match. And I believe that bird.” Says Green Man as he kind points in the direction of the bird where it flew by.
“but, we’ll see. And Hardcore gold, is better than no gold, which, Jack Knight will have none of soon.”
Green Man looks back into the room. He smiles and waves.
“Right.” He says as he walks back into the room, closing the doors behind him as the scene fades to black.............................