Post by Steve Sinclair on Jan 28, 2017 15:21:46 GMT
[Scene opens up with Joe Jones, The newest RSP Cruiserweight champion sitting on a bed. He is wearing only boxers and has a package of Ritz crackers laying next to him. He has been eating some here and there. With what clearly appears to be a hand held camera Joe sits on the bed and holds and caresses the Cruiserweight title. The bed is unmade, doesn’t even have sheets on it. A old flat and what looks to be a very uncomfortable pillow lays in the one corner of the bed. The walls are white not that matters any. Flipping his hair behind his shoulders........]
J "T" J: “Look at this.”
[Holding up the Cruiserweight title.]
“Do you see this?” Joe asks.
[The camera nods up and down.]
“In a very short time I have captured my very first professional title of my short and undefeated career so far. I am the best of the best. That’s what this title means. That’s what it represents. I be representing the lightweights. I have a lot of pressure that has just be thrusted on to my shoulders. I stand for all that is good and honest about the guys who don’t measure up to the heavyweights. Unfortunately as much of an honor this is, it’s sad and I regret in saying this but it’s a burden above all things. Not that I don’t enjoy my bitter sweet victory over my opponents but let’s face the facts shall we? What’s going on in the lightweight or Cruiserweight division of the RSP? Besides me cruising to my way to the top of the cruiserweights nothing really. There is no one testing me, taking me to the limit of my abilities and driving me to the edge of sanity. Don’t you people realize that I am the best of the best all ready?”
[Joe smiles and laughs. He looks down at the title and then looks back up the camera.]
“You crack me up. Look at you shrugging like that. It’s too much. Now I know why I hired you.”
[The camera man says something, but we can’t make out what it is.]
“This is true. I’m glad you brought that up. Now not only did I beat what’s his face but I also beat The God’s Gift. If he is God’s gift he isn’t very gifted. It’s a oxymoron or something like that. How ironic is it that Joe Jones, The Twink beat God's gift? What does that make me now? God? I mean I would think that the only one who could beat God’s Gift is God right? I gave Tyler his gift therefore I know how to beat the gift of god. Now if I was god and gave a gift I would have picked a better gift to give. Like the gift of music, gift of gab.....yeah your right he all ready has that. The gift to see people naked, x ray vision. Now that is a gift. Gift to cure cancer. The Gift to rid the world of all the evils. Wrestling isn’t much of a gift. It’s more like a skill. I mean, look at me."
[...]
"My dad was a wrestler, a legend and is in the Wrestling hall of fame after he retired after spending 23 years in the ring and when he retired he was in his prime. Unlike most of these guys who’s prime has passed some ten years before. So naturally I had that fighting spirit in me. Naturally I knew all the dirty trades of the game. Naturally I was the best when I was born. I don’t go around calling myself the natural. I don’t go around calling myself Joe The son of Green Man Jones. I just simply call myself by my natural given name and a nickname that my friends gave me. Joe twink Jones. I like the way it rolls off the tongue don’t you?”
[Joe smiles again. He has a devilish look on his face.]
“I know you like the way it drips on your tongue.”
[Joe winks.]
“So where were we? Oh yes, God’s gift. I heard that you were on my tail God’s Gift?”
[Joe looks down at his pecker.]
“Nope. Don’t see you on my tail. Am I worried that you are chasing me? No not really. I have been chased by better, I have outsmarted better and I have defeated better. If you want this here title than step up....oh wait...You all ready did that and failed. uhmm...sorry. How about we move on shall we?”
[Joe picks up the title and places it behind his back.]
“I’ll even hide the title so you can listen to what I’m saying. I see at Breakdown you and I will team up, The team of Twink and God’s Gift will face the Dime notes for the RSP Tag Team championship. Now to you this might be your last saving grace to remain in the RSP but to me it look like I will be sitting here next week holding another title. Yet again I will be decorated in gold. Gold is man’s best friend in my book. And why do I want to hold onto two titles? Simply because I want to be the best. An being the best is measured on how much gold you wear. Yes in due time I will leave the ranks of the lightweights like your self God’s gift and I will be holding onto the biggest prize of them all but for now I think we can operate as a well oiled machine and take these bums and take those tag titles. Because I know I am clean and don’t have to buy dime bags to get high. And with a very Christian name as yourself Tyler I am sure you too get off on life. Remember those gifts I was talking about earlier, well now it's time to make one of them come true. You and I can come together and rid the RSP of these druggie wanna be’s in the Dime Notes. And as our reward, we will be rewarded with those RSP Tag Titles. I know you can thank me latter.”
[Joe smiles. He’s in a good mood.]
“I can see it now.”
[Looking up holding his hands up like we all can picture it in mid air.]
“I Joe Jones. Or Double J you can call me now will be a multi Champion. I will go down in the books as being great! And why is that? Because I won’t stop till I am considered a great in this sport.”
[Joe turns around and picks up the Cruiserweight title. He turns back around and looks at the camera.]
“And I will do this one small step at a time. As you can see...
[Tapping his hand on the face of the title]
..my journey as all ready begun.”
[Joe seams confident that he will win those tag title and some how coexists as a tag team with Tyler as well...I guess only time will tell. Fade to black.............................]
J "T" J: “Look at this.”
[Holding up the Cruiserweight title.]
“Do you see this?” Joe asks.
[The camera nods up and down.]
“In a very short time I have captured my very first professional title of my short and undefeated career so far. I am the best of the best. That’s what this title means. That’s what it represents. I be representing the lightweights. I have a lot of pressure that has just be thrusted on to my shoulders. I stand for all that is good and honest about the guys who don’t measure up to the heavyweights. Unfortunately as much of an honor this is, it’s sad and I regret in saying this but it’s a burden above all things. Not that I don’t enjoy my bitter sweet victory over my opponents but let’s face the facts shall we? What’s going on in the lightweight or Cruiserweight division of the RSP? Besides me cruising to my way to the top of the cruiserweights nothing really. There is no one testing me, taking me to the limit of my abilities and driving me to the edge of sanity. Don’t you people realize that I am the best of the best all ready?”
[Joe smiles and laughs. He looks down at the title and then looks back up the camera.]
“You crack me up. Look at you shrugging like that. It’s too much. Now I know why I hired you.”
[The camera man says something, but we can’t make out what it is.]
“This is true. I’m glad you brought that up. Now not only did I beat what’s his face but I also beat The God’s Gift. If he is God’s gift he isn’t very gifted. It’s a oxymoron or something like that. How ironic is it that Joe Jones, The Twink beat God's gift? What does that make me now? God? I mean I would think that the only one who could beat God’s Gift is God right? I gave Tyler his gift therefore I know how to beat the gift of god. Now if I was god and gave a gift I would have picked a better gift to give. Like the gift of music, gift of gab.....yeah your right he all ready has that. The gift to see people naked, x ray vision. Now that is a gift. Gift to cure cancer. The Gift to rid the world of all the evils. Wrestling isn’t much of a gift. It’s more like a skill. I mean, look at me."
[...]
"My dad was a wrestler, a legend and is in the Wrestling hall of fame after he retired after spending 23 years in the ring and when he retired he was in his prime. Unlike most of these guys who’s prime has passed some ten years before. So naturally I had that fighting spirit in me. Naturally I knew all the dirty trades of the game. Naturally I was the best when I was born. I don’t go around calling myself the natural. I don’t go around calling myself Joe The son of Green Man Jones. I just simply call myself by my natural given name and a nickname that my friends gave me. Joe twink Jones. I like the way it rolls off the tongue don’t you?”
[Joe smiles again. He has a devilish look on his face.]
“I know you like the way it drips on your tongue.”
[Joe winks.]
“So where were we? Oh yes, God’s gift. I heard that you were on my tail God’s Gift?”
[Joe looks down at his pecker.]
“Nope. Don’t see you on my tail. Am I worried that you are chasing me? No not really. I have been chased by better, I have outsmarted better and I have defeated better. If you want this here title than step up....oh wait...You all ready did that and failed. uhmm...sorry. How about we move on shall we?”
[Joe picks up the title and places it behind his back.]
“I’ll even hide the title so you can listen to what I’m saying. I see at Breakdown you and I will team up, The team of Twink and God’s Gift will face the Dime notes for the RSP Tag Team championship. Now to you this might be your last saving grace to remain in the RSP but to me it look like I will be sitting here next week holding another title. Yet again I will be decorated in gold. Gold is man’s best friend in my book. And why do I want to hold onto two titles? Simply because I want to be the best. An being the best is measured on how much gold you wear. Yes in due time I will leave the ranks of the lightweights like your self God’s gift and I will be holding onto the biggest prize of them all but for now I think we can operate as a well oiled machine and take these bums and take those tag titles. Because I know I am clean and don’t have to buy dime bags to get high. And with a very Christian name as yourself Tyler I am sure you too get off on life. Remember those gifts I was talking about earlier, well now it's time to make one of them come true. You and I can come together and rid the RSP of these druggie wanna be’s in the Dime Notes. And as our reward, we will be rewarded with those RSP Tag Titles. I know you can thank me latter.”
[Joe smiles. He’s in a good mood.]
“I can see it now.”
[Looking up holding his hands up like we all can picture it in mid air.]
“I Joe Jones. Or Double J you can call me now will be a multi Champion. I will go down in the books as being great! And why is that? Because I won’t stop till I am considered a great in this sport.”
[Joe turns around and picks up the Cruiserweight title. He turns back around and looks at the camera.]
“And I will do this one small step at a time. As you can see...
[Tapping his hand on the face of the title]
..my journey as all ready begun.”
[Joe seams confident that he will win those tag title and some how coexists as a tag team with Tyler as well...I guess only time will tell. Fade to black.............................]