Post by Steve Sinclair on Dec 24, 2013 21:06:59 GMT
Feb 24 2007
The scene opens up and we find ourselves in nice warm sunny Phoenix Arizona! While it’s fucking colder than hell back home the BLPW and the booking committee did their homework and booked the BLPW down south and towards the west. Today just days before Moments of Truth we find the CEO of the BLPW Double J Joe Jones standing in front of the US Airlines arena in a nice suit. The BLPW Tag Team title is around his waist and he has the BLPW US title over his right shoulder and his right hand holding it up like a true proud champion.
The bright sun reflects off his sunglasses as Joe looks off to the distance towards his left. Joe slowly scans the horizon till he’s looking straight ahead and into the camera.
“And then there was JC Michaels. A guy who is more annoying than that old steroid popping geezer who can see Monday Nights on USA. This guy thinks he’s bank account is as big as Vince’s. This is a guy who thinks he has as much pull in this industry as Vince has. This is a guy who just can’t stand to see someone other than him having success inside the ring. JC, you sir, have gone to a all time low. Once again your jealousy has blinded you.”
Joe glances at his right shoulder and the US title.
“You see this? This right here?”
Joe pats the face the title with his hand
“I’m the US champion, something you’re not nor will you ever be. See this?”
Joe pulls back his jacket some to show off the BLPW Tag Team title.
“The Tag Team title. I’m the fucking best in the tag team division and I’m a trail blazer in singles completion. Name one other guy in the BLPW who has held two titles at once. Give me just one name JC……..I can name one other person. Hot Stuff Shawn Sanders. What does Sanders and I have in common besides good looks, awesome in ring skills and championship gold? You can’t stand us JC! I saw the jealousy on your face at Epic. I heard the envy you have for both us in your voice at Epic. It must eat at you every night of the day knowing that I have eclipsed the great JC Michaels huh? Double J Joe Jones……is twice the man than the all mighty and powerful JC ever was.
I’ve heard the chatter in the locker rooms, JC can’t Joe Jones. JC wants to get that title off of Joe Jones. So you booked a match with a guy who is so undeserving, so unskilled, so lacking and such a disgrace for me to be in the same ring with that I decided not to show up for the match. No one in that building at Epic wanted to see Panik get a shot at the US title. No one in that building thought Panik has done anything to merit a shot at the US title. Handing Panik a shot at the US title JC, is like handing White Lighting a shot at the World title in his debut match. It’s a fucking joke. I found it funny but I guess the joke is on me huh JC?”
Joe looks at the US title and then looks at the camera.
“So Panik will get his shot, his shot at the big time and JC has done everything but hand it to him on a silver platter. This match figures to favor you Panik but guess what? It still won’t be enough for you to win this title. JC can sugar coat this match all he wants and you still won’t be able to get it done Panik. The truth is you’re just not good enough. Not fast enough, not smart enough. You’re like a sloth inside that ring. A retarded redneck who is blind in one eye and deaf in the opposite ear with club feet has more talent than you do Panik. In fact I had to consult my lawyer to make sure I wouldn’t get charged with abusing the handicapped in this match because I’m afraid, that’s what you are Panik. Handicapped. Just look at me. Look at the gold I have, the clothes I wear, the limo’s I ride in and the private jet that flew me here. There is a reason why I have everything I have. There is a reason why I still have all the gold and why you have none and after Moment of Truth…..it’ll stay that way. I don’t have to worry about not being DQ’ed, or counted out because it isn’t going to happen but there is one thing that you better worry about Panik, and that’s tapping out!”
Joe smiles and rubs his hand on the US title.
“Consider yourself warned.”
Fade to Black……………
The scene opens up and we find ourselves in nice warm sunny Phoenix Arizona! While it’s fucking colder than hell back home the BLPW and the booking committee did their homework and booked the BLPW down south and towards the west. Today just days before Moments of Truth we find the CEO of the BLPW Double J Joe Jones standing in front of the US Airlines arena in a nice suit. The BLPW Tag Team title is around his waist and he has the BLPW US title over his right shoulder and his right hand holding it up like a true proud champion.
The bright sun reflects off his sunglasses as Joe looks off to the distance towards his left. Joe slowly scans the horizon till he’s looking straight ahead and into the camera.
“And then there was JC Michaels. A guy who is more annoying than that old steroid popping geezer who can see Monday Nights on USA. This guy thinks he’s bank account is as big as Vince’s. This is a guy who thinks he has as much pull in this industry as Vince has. This is a guy who just can’t stand to see someone other than him having success inside the ring. JC, you sir, have gone to a all time low. Once again your jealousy has blinded you.”
Joe glances at his right shoulder and the US title.
“You see this? This right here?”
Joe pats the face the title with his hand
“I’m the US champion, something you’re not nor will you ever be. See this?”
Joe pulls back his jacket some to show off the BLPW Tag Team title.
“The Tag Team title. I’m the fucking best in the tag team division and I’m a trail blazer in singles completion. Name one other guy in the BLPW who has held two titles at once. Give me just one name JC……..I can name one other person. Hot Stuff Shawn Sanders. What does Sanders and I have in common besides good looks, awesome in ring skills and championship gold? You can’t stand us JC! I saw the jealousy on your face at Epic. I heard the envy you have for both us in your voice at Epic. It must eat at you every night of the day knowing that I have eclipsed the great JC Michaels huh? Double J Joe Jones……is twice the man than the all mighty and powerful JC ever was.
I’ve heard the chatter in the locker rooms, JC can’t Joe Jones. JC wants to get that title off of Joe Jones. So you booked a match with a guy who is so undeserving, so unskilled, so lacking and such a disgrace for me to be in the same ring with that I decided not to show up for the match. No one in that building at Epic wanted to see Panik get a shot at the US title. No one in that building thought Panik has done anything to merit a shot at the US title. Handing Panik a shot at the US title JC, is like handing White Lighting a shot at the World title in his debut match. It’s a fucking joke. I found it funny but I guess the joke is on me huh JC?”
Joe looks at the US title and then looks at the camera.
“So Panik will get his shot, his shot at the big time and JC has done everything but hand it to him on a silver platter. This match figures to favor you Panik but guess what? It still won’t be enough for you to win this title. JC can sugar coat this match all he wants and you still won’t be able to get it done Panik. The truth is you’re just not good enough. Not fast enough, not smart enough. You’re like a sloth inside that ring. A retarded redneck who is blind in one eye and deaf in the opposite ear with club feet has more talent than you do Panik. In fact I had to consult my lawyer to make sure I wouldn’t get charged with abusing the handicapped in this match because I’m afraid, that’s what you are Panik. Handicapped. Just look at me. Look at the gold I have, the clothes I wear, the limo’s I ride in and the private jet that flew me here. There is a reason why I have everything I have. There is a reason why I still have all the gold and why you have none and after Moment of Truth…..it’ll stay that way. I don’t have to worry about not being DQ’ed, or counted out because it isn’t going to happen but there is one thing that you better worry about Panik, and that’s tapping out!”
Joe smiles and rubs his hand on the US title.
“Consider yourself warned.”
Fade to Black……………