Post by Steve Sinclair on May 14, 2017 22:31:35 GMT
Roxie…..the stunning redheaded girlfriend(?) of Joe Jones is sitting in a waiting room flipping through some random magazine while wearing a mini skirt that is super tight, a white blouse that has cute little black skulls all over it and since the shirt is a touch see through, a black bra on which some who find little goth chicks to be quite appealing will like this sight. She isn’t alone in the room. Also in the room is Barry Burton, personal interviewer of Bester Freund and who was hired by Nanook to follow him around and come to think about it, is failing big time at his job.
Roxie glances over at him and catches him taking a peak. Barry has been in the industry of professional wrestling for a long time, since the mid 90’s. He has devoted his life to this sport and is always just on the cusp of breaking through and becoming a name as a roaming, beat interviewer for someone. His last full time gig was the BadLands Pro Wrestling and that was a long time ago. Right now he is happy for the work that Nanook has given him even though some of the work is borderline detective work. Like most people, Barry has hopes and dreams to be in the same conversation as Mean Gene and Renee Young. He has devoted his whole life to this and as a result, he is a middle aged single man. No ex wife, no kids to have his wages garnished for. It’s a real shame really that he lives this lonely existence.
Roxie remembers him from a couple of weeks ago at the Bad Ass Hotel. James, her boss gave her the job of keeping an eye on him those couple of days he spent there. As to what her actual job is at the Bad Ass Hotel, it's that she is a good luck charm to the big rollers at the blackjack tables. Her assignment was to escort Barry around the hotel and to find Billy Danielson which gave her a nice break from the dirty old men blowing their retirement funds and hedge fund losers blowing their wads on blackjack while grabbing her ass, staring at her breasts and just being an all around jerk. It’s the assholes who are really touchy feely she a issue with, especially when their fingers travel a bit too south and they touch something that normally, shouldn’t be there.
Did you know that Roxie’s dad had a run as a one of them MMA guys, he didn’t have much of a career but opened his own school/dojo/whatever you call those things and Roxie did some training there. This was of course before she had breasts, long hair, and can fill out a dress with the best models in the world.
Also, it’s a fairly good bet that Barry doesn’t know that Roxie is a he……
On their trip to see Billy, Barry had been nothing but a gentleman towards her. Holding the door for her, very respectful, and kept his hands to himself. He was a little sweetheart . Roxie also knows that Joe and James are trying to break Nanook and part of that is getting at his boy Bester and since Joe tried to blow Bester’s knee apart Nanook has made sure no one gets nears him. This including banishing BullDozer. (No! Not poor BullDozer!)
Roxie shifts in the chair she’s sitting in so she is kinda pointed in the direction of Barry who sits across from her but a couple of chairs down. She holds the magazine up, Good Housekeeping ,of all magazines, up and with her legs crossed she starts to wiggle her foot about and play with her shoe. She keeps an eye on the magazine and on Barry at the same time. Barry’s eyes dart all over the room and you can tell he is a little uncomfortable but his eyes find their way back on Roxie when he thinks she isn’t looking. Roxie lowers the magazine and swipes to the next page. She then uses her free hand to undo a button on her blouse, to reveal the girls a little more, to reveal the cute little red ribbon on her bra between her breasts. She fluffs out her hair and holds the magazine up just high enough to show this off. Barry zeros right on this. Roxie stretches some, which does nothing but open her blouse open some more. Barry can’t remove his eyes now. Roxie makes eye contact.
Busted red handed Barry quickly looks away. He looks down, his face turns a light shade of red. He tugs at his tie. Roxie smirks and holds the magazine in front of her and Barry can’t help but look at her again. This time she goes all Sharon Stone on him. Slowly uncrossing her legs and crossing them giving Barry a quick glimpse of her white panties. His eyes almost bulged out of their eye sockets and he looks away not wanting to get caught but Roxie saw him just over the top edge of the magazine.
“I’ve got him.” She thought to herself. She clears her throat a little acting like she has a frog in her throat. She lowers the magazine down to her lap now and pretends to be really into this article. It’s a full page ad for the Franklin Mint. She plays with her hair, twirling it around her fingers for a couple of seconds before flipping the page and coughing.
In the corner of the room is a water machine. Roxie flips the magazine closed and tosses it on the end table next to her.
“Oh my its really hot in here I need a drink.” She says as she stands up,wiggles a bit and tugs on her dress to pull it down as to not flash everyone in the room. She walks over to the water machine doing her best model walk and Barry can’t help but watch. She bends over to pull a plastic cup out of the cup holder and to fill the cup up with water. The back of her tight dress rides up, but not too high although in Barry’s mind he was wishing it would. Roxie spins on her high heels and takes a sip of the luke warm water. She wanted to gag cuz no one is ever ready for room temp water. Her lipstick is left on the cup, a nice shade of poppy red.
“I’ve had better.” Roxie says now looking right at Barry. Barry looks like he just saw a ghost or something. He has sweat running down his back into his crack, like a river. His pulse and heart rate have picked up, his mouth is dry and he could use some water of his own now. He searches for something, anything to say.
“I mean it’s okay if you have a dry throat but by no means is this the best water I’ve ever had. You’d think a place like this would, you know have better water.” Roxie says with a wink, a wiggle and a shrug.
“I know.” Barry says. No Barry! You don’t know!
“Would you like some water Barry?” Roxie asks.
Boy would he! He tries to wet his own lips but it’s a desert in his mouth. He nods. “Yeah...sure. I mean, if it’s not a bother to you that is.”
The corner of Roxie’s mouth curls up into an ever so slight grin, a grin that you just knows means trouble. A little evil grin full of promises of sin. She walks over to Barry with the lipstick stained cup in hand. She holds the cup out towards him. He looks at and at her.
“Hmmm.”
“Don’t worry Barry. I don’t have cooties.”
This makes Barry smile. He wants to laugh. He hasn’t heard the term “cooties” since grade school. Barry reaches out and places his hand on the cup, Roxie makes sure that his hand touches hers being the sly little minx that she is.
“Thank you.” Barry says as Roxie slowly releases the cup and drags her index finger along his and this is like, everything to Barry. Barry smiles again and goes to take a sip from the cup, his eyes focuses in on her lipstick stains. As Barry takes his sip, Roxie takes a seat on his lap and this causes Barry to almost spit the piss warm water out. This caught him so off guard his poor old heart is working overtime right now.
“Barry!” Roxie says as she swings her legs up and over the armrest of the chair and now Barry has no where to put his hand.
“Hmmm Yes?” Barry says with a rather high pitched tone in his voice.
Roxie takes his hand that he was just holding in mid air and gentle places it on her bare knee. She wraps her hand around his on the cup and looks straight into his eyes. Barry could drop dead of a heart attack and a erection right now.
“What do you think of this water?” She ask and then guides his hand on the cup for him to take another sip.
This is way out of his comfort zone right now. Keep in mind that Barry doesn’t even go to strip clubs except for that one time when Joe and Heath Newton took him to one but that was a long time ago. This other time, Barry left the announce booth when he and Nanook worked for the ESW and Rayne, hottest chick in the ESW and one hell of a competitor, lost a bet to Nanook and had to give Nanook a lap dance, long story. Anyways the fiery redhead Rayne, she removed her shirt to reveal her bra. Nanook had a stroke and Barry disappeared in thin air. That was the end of the lapdance and another victory for Rayne, the winningest wrestler in the ESW.
“It’s huh….it’s a little warm.” Barry says.
“I thought so too.” Roxie says with her hand still on his, she then gentle pulls Barry’s hand and the cup towards her and she takes another sip of water. “You know….I think it’s colder towards the bottom. Yeah?”
“Oh….I?” Barry says and next he knows he’s having another sip and is about to to peak, if you know what I mean.
“Barry.” Roxie says as she plays with his tie. “Remember when we went on that trip to find that Billy Danielson?”
“I-I do.”
“I felt like we, I don’t know, connected.” Roxie says as she looks up at Barry into his eyes. She bites her bottom lip and tilts her head to the side a bit.
“Really?”
“I do. I kinda liked the way you treated me and stuff. Such a gentlemen. I wish more men treated me like that. At the hotel, I have old men just oggle me and stuff. Makes me feel uncomfortable.”
“I’m sorry you feel that way.” Barry says. “I’m sure Joe doesn’t treat you like that.”
“He doesn’t. He treats me like I’m his little princess.” Roxie says with these big puppy eyes. “But you know, as much as I love him, and he loves me, there is something missing from our relationship.”
Puzzled face from Barry. “Really? I’ve known Joe a long time and he’s always been good to me……” Light bulb goes off. “Are you talking about what I think you’re talking about?”
“Maybe.” Roxie says as she stands up quickly and faces him and straddles Barry in his chair. She climbs right up on his lap and yes you perverts her dress rides up. Barry is at this point 2 seconds away from a heart attack. Roxie presses her hands on his chest. She rises up and brings the girls eye level and a couple of inches away from Barry’s face. “Barry…” Roxie says real seductive.
“Yes….yes?” Barry says his eyes are fixed on her breasts. They are covered…..but still they are in his face.
“We both like boys…..and I haven’t been with a boy for a long time now.”
“Oh?”
Roxie starts to grind on Barry. “A long…...time……”
“I….”
Roxie pinches Barry many chins and forces him to look up at her. She takes his hand and takes hold of his index finger, she brings it up to her lips…..
“Oh my…..”
“I need it Barry…..” Roxie slowly runs her bottom lip along his finger tip.
In the other room, the conference room, a meeting is going on. A meeting of Joe Jones, James Kelloggs, Nanook and a team of lawyers some of which represent the UWL. They have been in there for close to a hour now and it seems as if the meeting is ending, abruptly. Voices are being raised and the conversation is getting heated. Roxie leaps from Barry’s lap and quickly pulls her skirt down and slides into a chair across and down from where Barry is sitting. Barry needs a shower for a lack of a better term.
The door swings open and The Bad Ass James Kelloggs comes storming out with Joe Jones right behind him and Nanook running after them in a panic.
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO!” Nanook barks.
Joe stops and turns towards Nanook who now has a couple of old wrinkly men in suits and holding briefcases behind him.
“Seriously? You’re asking me that after that bullshit proposal? First of all, this isn’t a release at all! That is what WE want Kim! Our full fucking releases.”
“And you’ll get those releases!”
“Secondly! We’re not paying a fucking royalty! Are you out of your fucking mind? Who’s side are you on anyways! Last time I check I’m still paying you!”
“Those checks are ending Tubby.” James adds.
Roxie stands up and places her hand on Joe’s shoulder.
“You’ve been using the UWL trademark and logo this whole time! They own it! It’s all fair…”
“FAIR! They want more than what’s left on our deals! They want more than what we’ve collected from DarcPro! How is that fucking fair?”
“Listen! We can talk about this! Maybe come to an agreement….”
Joe places his hand around Roxie’s waist. “We’re DONE HERE!”
“NO! WAIT!!!! DON’T LEAVE!” Nanook pleads.
Kelloggs swings open the door and leaves. Man of little….words today. Joe glances at Roxie.
“Let’s go babe.” Joe says and he leads Roxie out of the waiting room. As she passes Barry who is having a hard time making eye contact with anyone right this second, Roxie mouths the words: “Call me” at him and Barry saw that.
“YOU LEAVE! THAT’S IT! I CAN’T HELP YOU!” Nanook declares.
The door slowly closes once Joe and Roxie leave. Barry is left catching his breath and looks, well, like he didn’t do anything wrong. The lawyers exit the room one by one by stepping around Nanook and they too, all leave.
“Damn it!” Nanook says as he loosen his tie and places the palms of his hands on his forehead and slowly runs them over his head. “I was this close Barry! This close!”
Barry knows all too well about being this close too. He looks at Nanook and do you remember the movie Tommy Boy when Chris Farley is sitting in David Spade's’ GTX and David opens the driver’s side door and it falls off the hinges and Farley snaps his head around and says “What happened?” The look on his face, that is what Barry looks like right now as he says “Oh yeah?”
“Damn it! Man…..SHIT!” Nanook says as he waddles back into conference room.
Barry doesn’t move. He can’t. If he stands up, he might pass out and no one wants that. He does lean forward and looks to see where Nanook is and he can’t see him so….Barry reaches down and adjusts himself. Don’t want to overlap the seams you know.
Roxie glances over at him and catches him taking a peak. Barry has been in the industry of professional wrestling for a long time, since the mid 90’s. He has devoted his life to this sport and is always just on the cusp of breaking through and becoming a name as a roaming, beat interviewer for someone. His last full time gig was the BadLands Pro Wrestling and that was a long time ago. Right now he is happy for the work that Nanook has given him even though some of the work is borderline detective work. Like most people, Barry has hopes and dreams to be in the same conversation as Mean Gene and Renee Young. He has devoted his whole life to this and as a result, he is a middle aged single man. No ex wife, no kids to have his wages garnished for. It’s a real shame really that he lives this lonely existence.
Roxie remembers him from a couple of weeks ago at the Bad Ass Hotel. James, her boss gave her the job of keeping an eye on him those couple of days he spent there. As to what her actual job is at the Bad Ass Hotel, it's that she is a good luck charm to the big rollers at the blackjack tables. Her assignment was to escort Barry around the hotel and to find Billy Danielson which gave her a nice break from the dirty old men blowing their retirement funds and hedge fund losers blowing their wads on blackjack while grabbing her ass, staring at her breasts and just being an all around jerk. It’s the assholes who are really touchy feely she a issue with, especially when their fingers travel a bit too south and they touch something that normally, shouldn’t be there.
Did you know that Roxie’s dad had a run as a one of them MMA guys, he didn’t have much of a career but opened his own school/dojo/whatever you call those things and Roxie did some training there. This was of course before she had breasts, long hair, and can fill out a dress with the best models in the world.
Also, it’s a fairly good bet that Barry doesn’t know that Roxie is a he……
On their trip to see Billy, Barry had been nothing but a gentleman towards her. Holding the door for her, very respectful, and kept his hands to himself. He was a little sweetheart . Roxie also knows that Joe and James are trying to break Nanook and part of that is getting at his boy Bester and since Joe tried to blow Bester’s knee apart Nanook has made sure no one gets nears him. This including banishing BullDozer. (No! Not poor BullDozer!)
Roxie shifts in the chair she’s sitting in so she is kinda pointed in the direction of Barry who sits across from her but a couple of chairs down. She holds the magazine up, Good Housekeeping ,of all magazines, up and with her legs crossed she starts to wiggle her foot about and play with her shoe. She keeps an eye on the magazine and on Barry at the same time. Barry’s eyes dart all over the room and you can tell he is a little uncomfortable but his eyes find their way back on Roxie when he thinks she isn’t looking. Roxie lowers the magazine and swipes to the next page. She then uses her free hand to undo a button on her blouse, to reveal the girls a little more, to reveal the cute little red ribbon on her bra between her breasts. She fluffs out her hair and holds the magazine up just high enough to show this off. Barry zeros right on this. Roxie stretches some, which does nothing but open her blouse open some more. Barry can’t remove his eyes now. Roxie makes eye contact.
Busted red handed Barry quickly looks away. He looks down, his face turns a light shade of red. He tugs at his tie. Roxie smirks and holds the magazine in front of her and Barry can’t help but look at her again. This time she goes all Sharon Stone on him. Slowly uncrossing her legs and crossing them giving Barry a quick glimpse of her white panties. His eyes almost bulged out of their eye sockets and he looks away not wanting to get caught but Roxie saw him just over the top edge of the magazine.
“I’ve got him.” She thought to herself. She clears her throat a little acting like she has a frog in her throat. She lowers the magazine down to her lap now and pretends to be really into this article. It’s a full page ad for the Franklin Mint. She plays with her hair, twirling it around her fingers for a couple of seconds before flipping the page and coughing.
In the corner of the room is a water machine. Roxie flips the magazine closed and tosses it on the end table next to her.
“Oh my its really hot in here I need a drink.” She says as she stands up,wiggles a bit and tugs on her dress to pull it down as to not flash everyone in the room. She walks over to the water machine doing her best model walk and Barry can’t help but watch. She bends over to pull a plastic cup out of the cup holder and to fill the cup up with water. The back of her tight dress rides up, but not too high although in Barry’s mind he was wishing it would. Roxie spins on her high heels and takes a sip of the luke warm water. She wanted to gag cuz no one is ever ready for room temp water. Her lipstick is left on the cup, a nice shade of poppy red.
“I’ve had better.” Roxie says now looking right at Barry. Barry looks like he just saw a ghost or something. He has sweat running down his back into his crack, like a river. His pulse and heart rate have picked up, his mouth is dry and he could use some water of his own now. He searches for something, anything to say.
“I mean it’s okay if you have a dry throat but by no means is this the best water I’ve ever had. You’d think a place like this would, you know have better water.” Roxie says with a wink, a wiggle and a shrug.
“I know.” Barry says. No Barry! You don’t know!
“Would you like some water Barry?” Roxie asks.
Boy would he! He tries to wet his own lips but it’s a desert in his mouth. He nods. “Yeah...sure. I mean, if it’s not a bother to you that is.”
The corner of Roxie’s mouth curls up into an ever so slight grin, a grin that you just knows means trouble. A little evil grin full of promises of sin. She walks over to Barry with the lipstick stained cup in hand. She holds the cup out towards him. He looks at and at her.
“Hmmm.”
“Don’t worry Barry. I don’t have cooties.”
This makes Barry smile. He wants to laugh. He hasn’t heard the term “cooties” since grade school. Barry reaches out and places his hand on the cup, Roxie makes sure that his hand touches hers being the sly little minx that she is.
“Thank you.” Barry says as Roxie slowly releases the cup and drags her index finger along his and this is like, everything to Barry. Barry smiles again and goes to take a sip from the cup, his eyes focuses in on her lipstick stains. As Barry takes his sip, Roxie takes a seat on his lap and this causes Barry to almost spit the piss warm water out. This caught him so off guard his poor old heart is working overtime right now.
“Barry!” Roxie says as she swings her legs up and over the armrest of the chair and now Barry has no where to put his hand.
“Hmmm Yes?” Barry says with a rather high pitched tone in his voice.
Roxie takes his hand that he was just holding in mid air and gentle places it on her bare knee. She wraps her hand around his on the cup and looks straight into his eyes. Barry could drop dead of a heart attack and a erection right now.
“What do you think of this water?” She ask and then guides his hand on the cup for him to take another sip.
This is way out of his comfort zone right now. Keep in mind that Barry doesn’t even go to strip clubs except for that one time when Joe and Heath Newton took him to one but that was a long time ago. This other time, Barry left the announce booth when he and Nanook worked for the ESW and Rayne, hottest chick in the ESW and one hell of a competitor, lost a bet to Nanook and had to give Nanook a lap dance, long story. Anyways the fiery redhead Rayne, she removed her shirt to reveal her bra. Nanook had a stroke and Barry disappeared in thin air. That was the end of the lapdance and another victory for Rayne, the winningest wrestler in the ESW.
“It’s huh….it’s a little warm.” Barry says.
“I thought so too.” Roxie says with her hand still on his, she then gentle pulls Barry’s hand and the cup towards her and she takes another sip of water. “You know….I think it’s colder towards the bottom. Yeah?”
“Oh….I?” Barry says and next he knows he’s having another sip and is about to to peak, if you know what I mean.
“Barry.” Roxie says as she plays with his tie. “Remember when we went on that trip to find that Billy Danielson?”
“I-I do.”
“I felt like we, I don’t know, connected.” Roxie says as she looks up at Barry into his eyes. She bites her bottom lip and tilts her head to the side a bit.
“Really?”
“I do. I kinda liked the way you treated me and stuff. Such a gentlemen. I wish more men treated me like that. At the hotel, I have old men just oggle me and stuff. Makes me feel uncomfortable.”
“I’m sorry you feel that way.” Barry says. “I’m sure Joe doesn’t treat you like that.”
“He doesn’t. He treats me like I’m his little princess.” Roxie says with these big puppy eyes. “But you know, as much as I love him, and he loves me, there is something missing from our relationship.”
Puzzled face from Barry. “Really? I’ve known Joe a long time and he’s always been good to me……” Light bulb goes off. “Are you talking about what I think you’re talking about?”
“Maybe.” Roxie says as she stands up quickly and faces him and straddles Barry in his chair. She climbs right up on his lap and yes you perverts her dress rides up. Barry is at this point 2 seconds away from a heart attack. Roxie presses her hands on his chest. She rises up and brings the girls eye level and a couple of inches away from Barry’s face. “Barry…” Roxie says real seductive.
“Yes….yes?” Barry says his eyes are fixed on her breasts. They are covered…..but still they are in his face.
“We both like boys…..and I haven’t been with a boy for a long time now.”
“Oh?”
Roxie starts to grind on Barry. “A long…...time……”
“I….”
Roxie pinches Barry many chins and forces him to look up at her. She takes his hand and takes hold of his index finger, she brings it up to her lips…..
“Oh my…..”
“I need it Barry…..” Roxie slowly runs her bottom lip along his finger tip.
In the other room, the conference room, a meeting is going on. A meeting of Joe Jones, James Kelloggs, Nanook and a team of lawyers some of which represent the UWL. They have been in there for close to a hour now and it seems as if the meeting is ending, abruptly. Voices are being raised and the conversation is getting heated. Roxie leaps from Barry’s lap and quickly pulls her skirt down and slides into a chair across and down from where Barry is sitting. Barry needs a shower for a lack of a better term.
The door swings open and The Bad Ass James Kelloggs comes storming out with Joe Jones right behind him and Nanook running after them in a panic.
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO!” Nanook barks.
Joe stops and turns towards Nanook who now has a couple of old wrinkly men in suits and holding briefcases behind him.
“Seriously? You’re asking me that after that bullshit proposal? First of all, this isn’t a release at all! That is what WE want Kim! Our full fucking releases.”
“And you’ll get those releases!”
“Secondly! We’re not paying a fucking royalty! Are you out of your fucking mind? Who’s side are you on anyways! Last time I check I’m still paying you!”
“Those checks are ending Tubby.” James adds.
Roxie stands up and places her hand on Joe’s shoulder.
“You’ve been using the UWL trademark and logo this whole time! They own it! It’s all fair…”
“FAIR! They want more than what’s left on our deals! They want more than what we’ve collected from DarcPro! How is that fucking fair?”
“Listen! We can talk about this! Maybe come to an agreement….”
Joe places his hand around Roxie’s waist. “We’re DONE HERE!”
“NO! WAIT!!!! DON’T LEAVE!” Nanook pleads.
Kelloggs swings open the door and leaves. Man of little….words today. Joe glances at Roxie.
“Let’s go babe.” Joe says and he leads Roxie out of the waiting room. As she passes Barry who is having a hard time making eye contact with anyone right this second, Roxie mouths the words: “Call me” at him and Barry saw that.
“YOU LEAVE! THAT’S IT! I CAN’T HELP YOU!” Nanook declares.
The door slowly closes once Joe and Roxie leave. Barry is left catching his breath and looks, well, like he didn’t do anything wrong. The lawyers exit the room one by one by stepping around Nanook and they too, all leave.
“Damn it!” Nanook says as he loosen his tie and places the palms of his hands on his forehead and slowly runs them over his head. “I was this close Barry! This close!”
Barry knows all too well about being this close too. He looks at Nanook and do you remember the movie Tommy Boy when Chris Farley is sitting in David Spade's’ GTX and David opens the driver’s side door and it falls off the hinges and Farley snaps his head around and says “What happened?” The look on his face, that is what Barry looks like right now as he says “Oh yeah?”
“Damn it! Man…..SHIT!” Nanook says as he waddles back into conference room.
Barry doesn’t move. He can’t. If he stands up, he might pass out and no one wants that. He does lean forward and looks to see where Nanook is and he can’t see him so….Barry reaches down and adjusts himself. Don’t want to overlap the seams you know.
