Post by Steve Sinclair on Aug 15, 2018 14:30:35 GMT
Somewhere in Key West Florida…..
OGDA is adjusting his mask in the mirror of his apartment that Joe set up for him.
Also in the room is Spartacus! He made the trip from the west coast to be with his buddy.
That alone would make Bester happy. Oh so happy.
But throw in the fact that Bester gets to wear his mask and be the OGDA.
Well! It’s time to throw a party!
And Bester is wearing his favorite party tee that he picked up the other day at WalMart.
A white tee with a rainbow shooting across his chest.
“Better get that Best!” Joe told him. “That is all you buddy!”
Bester had to have it and well, $12.99 plus tax later, he had it. And now….
Now. It’s all about making his OCW debut.
OGDA, after tugging on his mask one last time walks over to a couch that is in his apartment. His apartment is a simple one bedroom deal with not much in his crib. A old beat up couch he found on Craigslist. Some crappy end table, coffee table that don’t match and some boxes of his personal stuff that he has been tugging around with him, mostly stuff from his childhood.
Sparky, his beloved orange tiger striped cat, Bester’s best buddy in the whole wide world is curled up on the back of the couch. OGDA pets his buddy.
“I’m so glad you can be here Sparky. I’m so happy about this. I missed you so much in Mexico. I really wished you could have come with him there, you would have had so much fun. The people there, they invited me with open arms, they are so welcoming. Hearts of gold. But I get it. That dastardly Detective Adams is such a meanie. A flight risk! Can you believe that nonsense Sparky? You! The most loving cat in the world, who I love more than anything in the world, a flight risk! Like those trumped up charges of you…...harming those people and that police office is so silly. So….”
OGDA pauses. He can feel himself getting worked up over the “situation.” He closes his eyes and counts to five to himself to calm down. This was a trick he would do in school when he was being bullied. After the five count he opens his eyes.
“Doesn’t matter now Sparky.”
OGDA kneels down and places his head next to Sparky’s and he head butts him.
“The only thing that matters is that you’re here, I’m here, we’re both here and together, we’re going to do what we should have done in San Francisco Sparky.”
Spartacus begins to purr. OGDA kisses Spartacus’s head through his mask and stands up and turns towards the camera.
“Mr. Jones tells me that there is several bad people in the OCW. He tells me that some of you have been mean to kitty cats. He tells me that some of you have yelled at my rainbow warriors, whom have been more than patient waiting for me to arrive here in Key West. I have seen the tweets on the twitter, the Shining Stars who tell me that life is a tad harsh for them here. They tell me how some people point and laugh at them because they wear one of my shirts, wear their own OGDA mask and try to make this world a better place.”
OGDA crosses his arms.
“The waiting is over my Little Buddies! Orgulloso Guardian Del Arcoiris is here in OCW! And the poopie just hit the fan! The bullying, the name calling! Picking on every little kid that I inspire to be a better person, it ends! And it ends now!”
OGDA places his hands on his hips.
“If there is one thing that makes the OGDA really and truly upset, it’s when one of my Rainbow Warriors are in a need of help! One of the reasons that I came to the OCW is that, I was told that this place needs a good cleaning. The muck that litters that locker room, that walk out to that ring with this air of “I’m better than everyone here” is just downright disgusting. It makes me want to puke! How can you pretend to be this superior enlightened person when all you do is kick kitty cats out of your way, ignore the children and run that potty mouth of yours. I look at this place and Mr. Jones was correct.”
OGDA takes a deep breath.
“This OCW, it needs me, it needs Orgulloso Guardian Del Arcoiris to save it! With the power of the Rainbow Warriors behind me. With this!”
OGDA holds up his fist.
“I WILL make the OCW a better place! A place where everyone can come to work in harmony, share our most secretest secrets. A place where can sit in the break room sipping tea, petting kitties from the local shelter and if a fight breaks outs, it’s over who is going to give one of those loving, adorable kitties a forever home! A place where we inspire the Rainbow Warriors that they can grow up to be anything that you want to be! The sky is limitless! If you want to be a Uber driver, you can! If you want to work at Crayola and make pink and purple crayons, then by gosh! You can! And this change…...this life style altering event.”
OGDA cracks his knuckles.
“It begins Monday. At Massacre……”
OGDA closes his eyes for a second. He’s counting again.
“Orgulloso Guardian Del Arcoiris WILL change the name of the show kiddies. I promise. The show has such a evil sounding name, so vile and has nothing but a negative energy around it. It should have more of a positive vibe. A message to the kids that it’s okay to come and watch this event. But first. We have to take out the trash.”
OGDA opens his eyes.
“Mr. Puffer. You are lucky person number one. Mr. Puffer. Mr. Jones has told me what you have done and you should be ashamed of yourself. Admittedly, I am not much of a dog lover, but man's best friend that isn’t a kitty cat, shouldn’t be treated that way! Doggies are like babies, babies that never grow up. And they are always so happy to see you when you get home at night. So full of life and love! Just look into their eyes, it’s nothing but love staring back at you! Mr. Puffer, How dare you!”
OGDA crosses his arms
“These acts that Mr. Jones told me that you have done, they are, they are just unspeakable! These acts shouldn’t be written down for future generations to read and hold parades for on the day named after you. I don’t know how you can even show your face! Know this Mr. Puffer. Monday. When you show your face in that ring. I will do everything you did to that doggie to you, tenfold. You will wish you had a kennel to go run and hide in just to get away from me! The wrath of the rainbow is in your future! I am going to end you…”
“Then.”
“I will pick you up, dust you off and show you the errors of your way. The show on Monday should be called Reborn because that is what is going to happen to you Mr. Puffer. You will be reborn into a new you. A better you. One in which August 20th will be celebrated as Jack Puffer day! The day you corrected your life and became a better person, full of love and respect for our four legged friends. Now that!”
OGDA nods.
“Is a reason to have a parade and you’ll have Orgulloso Guardian Del Arcoiris to thanks!”
Fade out…..
Aqua Nightclub.
Lady Gaga’s Poker Face is pumping getting the dance floor jumping.
In middle of the sea of shirtless men is Joe Jones.
With a little cuban stud in his arms.
Judas is his name. Fresh from breaking up with his long time partner and the wounds are deep. A couple of drinks in for both of them, Judas starts to spill his guts on why he had to end his relationship. He tells the story of how his partner, who shall remain nameless, used to kick his dog, a corgi relentlessly everyday when he came home from work. They dog was full of life at first but it was beaten out of him, to the point that the dog was aggressive, withdrawn. Judas couldn’t take it anymore and showed his boyfriend of ten years the door….
“There there, it’ll be okay. Hey! It was for the best.” Joe whispers in his ear. “You made the right choice.”
They hug in middle of the dance floor. After the embrace Joe looks at his phone acting like it rang.
“I’ve got to take this!” Joe says. Judas nods. Wipes a tear from his cheek.
Outside of the Aqua Nightclub where it is a little quieter…..
“Bester! Joe. Yeah buddy, I’m doing good. You? Good. The apartment, is it good? Good. Glad to hear. Listen, I know it’s late and all, but I’m at the gym…..yeah the OCW has a gym. I just left Marcus Welsh’s room. You got a match Monday against a Jack Puffer. No, I have no idea who he is. Does it matter? Doesn’t matter to me. Okay? Listen, I’m in the gym and some of the guys were asking me, you know, about you, me, the mask, stuff like that. The card was posted for Monday’s show. These guys, yeah, they saw that you’re facing Puffer. They told me a story about him. Not a good story either and I don’t know if I should tell you or not, but rumor on the street is that Puffer. Once kicked a dog. Oh I know! That isn’t nice…..”
Fade out.
OGDA is adjusting his mask in the mirror of his apartment that Joe set up for him.
Also in the room is Spartacus! He made the trip from the west coast to be with his buddy.
That alone would make Bester happy. Oh so happy.
But throw in the fact that Bester gets to wear his mask and be the OGDA.
Well! It’s time to throw a party!
And Bester is wearing his favorite party tee that he picked up the other day at WalMart.
A white tee with a rainbow shooting across his chest.
“Better get that Best!” Joe told him. “That is all you buddy!”
Bester had to have it and well, $12.99 plus tax later, he had it. And now….
Now. It’s all about making his OCW debut.
OGDA, after tugging on his mask one last time walks over to a couch that is in his apartment. His apartment is a simple one bedroom deal with not much in his crib. A old beat up couch he found on Craigslist. Some crappy end table, coffee table that don’t match and some boxes of his personal stuff that he has been tugging around with him, mostly stuff from his childhood.
Sparky, his beloved orange tiger striped cat, Bester’s best buddy in the whole wide world is curled up on the back of the couch. OGDA pets his buddy.
“I’m so glad you can be here Sparky. I’m so happy about this. I missed you so much in Mexico. I really wished you could have come with him there, you would have had so much fun. The people there, they invited me with open arms, they are so welcoming. Hearts of gold. But I get it. That dastardly Detective Adams is such a meanie. A flight risk! Can you believe that nonsense Sparky? You! The most loving cat in the world, who I love more than anything in the world, a flight risk! Like those trumped up charges of you…...harming those people and that police office is so silly. So….”
OGDA pauses. He can feel himself getting worked up over the “situation.” He closes his eyes and counts to five to himself to calm down. This was a trick he would do in school when he was being bullied. After the five count he opens his eyes.
“Doesn’t matter now Sparky.”
OGDA kneels down and places his head next to Sparky’s and he head butts him.
“The only thing that matters is that you’re here, I’m here, we’re both here and together, we’re going to do what we should have done in San Francisco Sparky.”
Spartacus begins to purr. OGDA kisses Spartacus’s head through his mask and stands up and turns towards the camera.
“Mr. Jones tells me that there is several bad people in the OCW. He tells me that some of you have been mean to kitty cats. He tells me that some of you have yelled at my rainbow warriors, whom have been more than patient waiting for me to arrive here in Key West. I have seen the tweets on the twitter, the Shining Stars who tell me that life is a tad harsh for them here. They tell me how some people point and laugh at them because they wear one of my shirts, wear their own OGDA mask and try to make this world a better place.”
OGDA crosses his arms.
“The waiting is over my Little Buddies! Orgulloso Guardian Del Arcoiris is here in OCW! And the poopie just hit the fan! The bullying, the name calling! Picking on every little kid that I inspire to be a better person, it ends! And it ends now!”
OGDA places his hands on his hips.
“If there is one thing that makes the OGDA really and truly upset, it’s when one of my Rainbow Warriors are in a need of help! One of the reasons that I came to the OCW is that, I was told that this place needs a good cleaning. The muck that litters that locker room, that walk out to that ring with this air of “I’m better than everyone here” is just downright disgusting. It makes me want to puke! How can you pretend to be this superior enlightened person when all you do is kick kitty cats out of your way, ignore the children and run that potty mouth of yours. I look at this place and Mr. Jones was correct.”
OGDA takes a deep breath.
“This OCW, it needs me, it needs Orgulloso Guardian Del Arcoiris to save it! With the power of the Rainbow Warriors behind me. With this!”
OGDA holds up his fist.
“I WILL make the OCW a better place! A place where everyone can come to work in harmony, share our most secretest secrets. A place where can sit in the break room sipping tea, petting kitties from the local shelter and if a fight breaks outs, it’s over who is going to give one of those loving, adorable kitties a forever home! A place where we inspire the Rainbow Warriors that they can grow up to be anything that you want to be! The sky is limitless! If you want to be a Uber driver, you can! If you want to work at Crayola and make pink and purple crayons, then by gosh! You can! And this change…...this life style altering event.”
OGDA cracks his knuckles.
“It begins Monday. At Massacre……”
OGDA closes his eyes for a second. He’s counting again.
“Orgulloso Guardian Del Arcoiris WILL change the name of the show kiddies. I promise. The show has such a evil sounding name, so vile and has nothing but a negative energy around it. It should have more of a positive vibe. A message to the kids that it’s okay to come and watch this event. But first. We have to take out the trash.”
OGDA opens his eyes.
“Mr. Puffer. You are lucky person number one. Mr. Puffer. Mr. Jones has told me what you have done and you should be ashamed of yourself. Admittedly, I am not much of a dog lover, but man's best friend that isn’t a kitty cat, shouldn’t be treated that way! Doggies are like babies, babies that never grow up. And they are always so happy to see you when you get home at night. So full of life and love! Just look into their eyes, it’s nothing but love staring back at you! Mr. Puffer, How dare you!”
OGDA crosses his arms
“These acts that Mr. Jones told me that you have done, they are, they are just unspeakable! These acts shouldn’t be written down for future generations to read and hold parades for on the day named after you. I don’t know how you can even show your face! Know this Mr. Puffer. Monday. When you show your face in that ring. I will do everything you did to that doggie to you, tenfold. You will wish you had a kennel to go run and hide in just to get away from me! The wrath of the rainbow is in your future! I am going to end you…”
“Then.”
“I will pick you up, dust you off and show you the errors of your way. The show on Monday should be called Reborn because that is what is going to happen to you Mr. Puffer. You will be reborn into a new you. A better you. One in which August 20th will be celebrated as Jack Puffer day! The day you corrected your life and became a better person, full of love and respect for our four legged friends. Now that!”
OGDA nods.
“Is a reason to have a parade and you’ll have Orgulloso Guardian Del Arcoiris to thanks!”
Fade out…..
EARLIER IN THE WEEK….
Aqua Nightclub.
Lady Gaga’s Poker Face is pumping getting the dance floor jumping.
In middle of the sea of shirtless men is Joe Jones.
With a little cuban stud in his arms.
Judas is his name. Fresh from breaking up with his long time partner and the wounds are deep. A couple of drinks in for both of them, Judas starts to spill his guts on why he had to end his relationship. He tells the story of how his partner, who shall remain nameless, used to kick his dog, a corgi relentlessly everyday when he came home from work. They dog was full of life at first but it was beaten out of him, to the point that the dog was aggressive, withdrawn. Judas couldn’t take it anymore and showed his boyfriend of ten years the door….
“There there, it’ll be okay. Hey! It was for the best.” Joe whispers in his ear. “You made the right choice.”
They hug in middle of the dance floor. After the embrace Joe looks at his phone acting like it rang.
“I’ve got to take this!” Joe says. Judas nods. Wipes a tear from his cheek.
Outside of the Aqua Nightclub where it is a little quieter…..
“Bester! Joe. Yeah buddy, I’m doing good. You? Good. The apartment, is it good? Good. Glad to hear. Listen, I know it’s late and all, but I’m at the gym…..yeah the OCW has a gym. I just left Marcus Welsh’s room. You got a match Monday against a Jack Puffer. No, I have no idea who he is. Does it matter? Doesn’t matter to me. Okay? Listen, I’m in the gym and some of the guys were asking me, you know, about you, me, the mask, stuff like that. The card was posted for Monday’s show. These guys, yeah, they saw that you’re facing Puffer. They told me a story about him. Not a good story either and I don’t know if I should tell you or not, but rumor on the street is that Puffer. Once kicked a dog. Oh I know! That isn’t nice…..”
Fade out.