Post by Steve Sinclair on Sept 14, 2018 20:42:12 GMT
A couple of nights ago…..
In a bar……
Joe Jones, manager to OGDA is sitting at the bar with his phone laying on the bar top and next to that is a girly drink that he happens to like. He is streaming Mayhem on the Midway while OGDA is on the dance floor with some of his new friends. As Joe is watching the action, someone slides up on the bar stool next to him. This someone is a giant of man, both is height and girth. Seven foot tall, four bills plus. Joe doesn’t even look his way, he doesn’t stop watching the action on his phone.
“Sup Tubby?” Joe casually says.
The man next to him shoots Joe a look. The barkeep walks over, a shirtless guy with pierced nipples and a nice mustache. He orders a draft beer.
“Still upset I took your meal ticket from ya?” Joe says.
As a glass is set in front of him, the very large and annoyed guy takes a sip. He sets the glass down, on the coaster of course. No one wants water rings on their fucking bar.
“I’m sure you found some other sucker to allow you to represent them so you can steal their money. You as sure as shit ain’t missing any meals. You must have added what? 50 fucking pounds since Mexico?” Joe adds.
“Nice to see you too. Tell me..” He says. He is Nanook, OGDA’s former agent, who Joe stole away from him. We covered this once. “How is your guy doing in….what was it?”
“OCW. But,” Joe says as he takes a sip of his drink himself. “You already knew that.”
“Gee, don’t they have a huge show or something going on tonight? I thought I saw something online…”
“Yup they do. Watching it right here in fact. Here, you wanna watch too? This is was it looks like when your clients actually get in the ring.”
Nanook leans over, glances.
“Remind me again, which guy is yours?”
“Next month.”
“Next month? You’ll be right here again?”
“No. That will be you begging to suck Harold’s cock.” Says Joe.
“Pretty sure that is your department.”
“I tried once. He’s just too much for me. I have horrible gag reflex.”
“That’s not what I hear.”
“I’m sure you have lots of time to hear all sorts of shit since you know, none of your guys actually get in a ring and wrestle. You tend to just talk about it. My guy. He gets in the ring.”
“Except for tonight.”
“He had a shot at it. He fought like hell, came up short. Maybe if he wasn’t on the shelf for the last 12 months doing nothing but lifting weights or facing newbies who shouldn’t be in the ring he wouldn’t have come up short against real competition.”
“Is that what you think?”
“That is what I know.”
“Then why do I have the hottest tag team in this sport right now?”
“What? The masked duo? Please. They couldn’t get it done in, where was that? California something or other? Yeah whatever.”
“You know we’re just down the road now.”
“Yeah I saw that on twitter. Call me when they actually debut.”
“I won’t have to, you’ll know it cuz all of your boy’s fans, they are going to leave him and cheer for real super heros.”
“Hmm… We’ll see about that.”
“Speaking of which. Where is Best?”
Joe turns and looks out on the dance floor and in the middle of it, is OGDA, he’s the one with the mask on, dancing with a bunch of dudes, some of which are shirtless. Must be hot out there in the floor. OGDA is dancing and having fun.
“Why he’s making new friends would be my guess.” says Joe.
Nanook takes a sip of his beer and watch Bester enjoying himself as he’s the center of attention.
“He has no idea this is a gay bar does he?” Adds Nanook.
“He falls for it every time. You would have thought he’d learn the first 5 times.”
“He always complained to me afterwards that you took him to one of those all guys club.”
“And yet, he looks so happy.”
Nanook takes another sip nods.
Fade out
“Would ya just look at that Sparky. Daddy is so happy right now.”
Scene fades in to reveal OGDA in his apartment and his apartment has a huge built in entertainment center from like, the 80’s. Just smell the particle board! Anyways, the built in has several shelves and what does one do with shelves? Why fill them of course.
“I have always wanted to display these. I went garage saleing when I got my first check from the NFL and like, I found a bunch of these Transformers so I bought them Sparky.”
OGDA filled those shelves, well like two of them with his collection of Transformer action figures. All 12 of them that he bought at a garage sale. Sparky, his kitty is in his arms as OGDA stands back and admires his handy work. On one shelf he has the Autobots, Prime, Jazz, Ironhide, Gears, Racket and of course, BumbleBee. On the other shelf are the Decepticons. StarScream, Thundercracker, Soundwave with Buzzsaw and Frenzy and lastly, Ramjet. He’s so happy right now.
“Yes Sparky, I’ve had them in a box for a while now. I had them in storage for a while now and I always wanted to show them off to my friends when they come over. Now they can look at them and share stories on how we used to watch the cartoons after school when we were younger.”
OGDA lets Sparky down on the floor and he fidgets with one of them for a second.
“I can’t help but feel like I was one of these toys. Kept in a box, locked in a storage shed and no one knew that they were there. I kinda feel like that now. I haven’t been in the ring for 2 weeks now. It’s like Mr. Welsh forgot about me.”
OGDA turns away from his shelf with his awesome collection of Transformers.
“The other night, Mr. Jones took me to one of those clubs for guys who like guys for more than just friends. Normally I wouldn’t go, but it was Monday night and I had no reason to be at Mayhem on the Midway. I didn’t earn my way onto the show is what Mr. Joe told me. They only have just so much TV time and there is more guys than time slots. So I couldn’t go out there, feel the energy from all of my Shining Stars and get high fives and hugs from my Rainbow Warriors, nor could they see me in action, trying my best, putting my skills and strength against someone else in that ring just to see who can beat who.”
OGDA takes a deep breath.
“I really wanted to be on that show. I don’t care who I face. Mr. Jones tells me that there will be another big show next month. I will be on that show! I will have a match there! And there is only one way to make sure that Mr. Welsh doesn’t forget me and books me! And that is to beat everyone I face this month! Each and every single person that is booked to face me, I will beat them! I will put them to sleep! Mr. O'neil! Monday night! It’s going to be your nappy time!”
OGDA crosses his arms.
“The first time we faced each other, it didn’t go as I had hoped. Miss Hernandez ended up with my spot at Mayhem on the Midway. This time, there is no Miss Hernandez. It’s only you and me! Only one of us is going to walk out the winner and I have something you don’t! I have heart! I have my little buddies! I have my Rainbow Warriors! Together! We can’t lose! Then, there is my secret weapon!”
OGDA holds his fist up in front of him.
“Yeah….that’s right! I have the power of the…..”
OGDA places his fist on his forehead.
“NARWHAL!”
OGDA dances? In a circle. It’s a mini Narwhal stampede!
“No one can stop the Narwhals when they get charging and unfortunately for you Mr. O'Neil! You’ll be taken out in the chaos! Between the power of my Shining Stars, The mighty Narwhals and OGDA, you won’t stand a chance! We’re….”
GDA steps towards the camera.
“More than meets the eye!”
Fade out.
In a bar……
Joe Jones, manager to OGDA is sitting at the bar with his phone laying on the bar top and next to that is a girly drink that he happens to like. He is streaming Mayhem on the Midway while OGDA is on the dance floor with some of his new friends. As Joe is watching the action, someone slides up on the bar stool next to him. This someone is a giant of man, both is height and girth. Seven foot tall, four bills plus. Joe doesn’t even look his way, he doesn’t stop watching the action on his phone.
“Sup Tubby?” Joe casually says.
The man next to him shoots Joe a look. The barkeep walks over, a shirtless guy with pierced nipples and a nice mustache. He orders a draft beer.
“Still upset I took your meal ticket from ya?” Joe says.
As a glass is set in front of him, the very large and annoyed guy takes a sip. He sets the glass down, on the coaster of course. No one wants water rings on their fucking bar.
“I’m sure you found some other sucker to allow you to represent them so you can steal their money. You as sure as shit ain’t missing any meals. You must have added what? 50 fucking pounds since Mexico?” Joe adds.
“Nice to see you too. Tell me..” He says. He is Nanook, OGDA’s former agent, who Joe stole away from him. We covered this once. “How is your guy doing in….what was it?”
“OCW. But,” Joe says as he takes a sip of his drink himself. “You already knew that.”
“Gee, don’t they have a huge show or something going on tonight? I thought I saw something online…”
“Yup they do. Watching it right here in fact. Here, you wanna watch too? This is was it looks like when your clients actually get in the ring.”
Nanook leans over, glances.
“Remind me again, which guy is yours?”
“Next month.”
“Next month? You’ll be right here again?”
“No. That will be you begging to suck Harold’s cock.” Says Joe.
“Pretty sure that is your department.”
“I tried once. He’s just too much for me. I have horrible gag reflex.”
“That’s not what I hear.”
“I’m sure you have lots of time to hear all sorts of shit since you know, none of your guys actually get in a ring and wrestle. You tend to just talk about it. My guy. He gets in the ring.”
“Except for tonight.”
“He had a shot at it. He fought like hell, came up short. Maybe if he wasn’t on the shelf for the last 12 months doing nothing but lifting weights or facing newbies who shouldn’t be in the ring he wouldn’t have come up short against real competition.”
“Is that what you think?”
“That is what I know.”
“Then why do I have the hottest tag team in this sport right now?”
“What? The masked duo? Please. They couldn’t get it done in, where was that? California something or other? Yeah whatever.”
“You know we’re just down the road now.”
“Yeah I saw that on twitter. Call me when they actually debut.”
“I won’t have to, you’ll know it cuz all of your boy’s fans, they are going to leave him and cheer for real super heros.”
“Hmm… We’ll see about that.”
“Speaking of which. Where is Best?”
Joe turns and looks out on the dance floor and in the middle of it, is OGDA, he’s the one with the mask on, dancing with a bunch of dudes, some of which are shirtless. Must be hot out there in the floor. OGDA is dancing and having fun.
“Why he’s making new friends would be my guess.” says Joe.
Nanook takes a sip of his beer and watch Bester enjoying himself as he’s the center of attention.
“He has no idea this is a gay bar does he?” Adds Nanook.
“He falls for it every time. You would have thought he’d learn the first 5 times.”
“He always complained to me afterwards that you took him to one of those all guys club.”
“And yet, he looks so happy.”
Nanook takes another sip nods.
Fade out
“Would ya just look at that Sparky. Daddy is so happy right now.”
Scene fades in to reveal OGDA in his apartment and his apartment has a huge built in entertainment center from like, the 80’s. Just smell the particle board! Anyways, the built in has several shelves and what does one do with shelves? Why fill them of course.
“I have always wanted to display these. I went garage saleing when I got my first check from the NFL and like, I found a bunch of these Transformers so I bought them Sparky.”
OGDA filled those shelves, well like two of them with his collection of Transformer action figures. All 12 of them that he bought at a garage sale. Sparky, his kitty is in his arms as OGDA stands back and admires his handy work. On one shelf he has the Autobots, Prime, Jazz, Ironhide, Gears, Racket and of course, BumbleBee. On the other shelf are the Decepticons. StarScream, Thundercracker, Soundwave with Buzzsaw and Frenzy and lastly, Ramjet. He’s so happy right now.
“Yes Sparky, I’ve had them in a box for a while now. I had them in storage for a while now and I always wanted to show them off to my friends when they come over. Now they can look at them and share stories on how we used to watch the cartoons after school when we were younger.”
OGDA lets Sparky down on the floor and he fidgets with one of them for a second.
“I can’t help but feel like I was one of these toys. Kept in a box, locked in a storage shed and no one knew that they were there. I kinda feel like that now. I haven’t been in the ring for 2 weeks now. It’s like Mr. Welsh forgot about me.”
OGDA turns away from his shelf with his awesome collection of Transformers.
“The other night, Mr. Jones took me to one of those clubs for guys who like guys for more than just friends. Normally I wouldn’t go, but it was Monday night and I had no reason to be at Mayhem on the Midway. I didn’t earn my way onto the show is what Mr. Joe told me. They only have just so much TV time and there is more guys than time slots. So I couldn’t go out there, feel the energy from all of my Shining Stars and get high fives and hugs from my Rainbow Warriors, nor could they see me in action, trying my best, putting my skills and strength against someone else in that ring just to see who can beat who.”
OGDA takes a deep breath.
“I really wanted to be on that show. I don’t care who I face. Mr. Jones tells me that there will be another big show next month. I will be on that show! I will have a match there! And there is only one way to make sure that Mr. Welsh doesn’t forget me and books me! And that is to beat everyone I face this month! Each and every single person that is booked to face me, I will beat them! I will put them to sleep! Mr. O'neil! Monday night! It’s going to be your nappy time!”
OGDA crosses his arms.
“The first time we faced each other, it didn’t go as I had hoped. Miss Hernandez ended up with my spot at Mayhem on the Midway. This time, there is no Miss Hernandez. It’s only you and me! Only one of us is going to walk out the winner and I have something you don’t! I have heart! I have my little buddies! I have my Rainbow Warriors! Together! We can’t lose! Then, there is my secret weapon!”
OGDA holds his fist up in front of him.
“Yeah….that’s right! I have the power of the…..”
OGDA places his fist on his forehead.
“NARWHAL!”
OGDA dances? In a circle. It’s a mini Narwhal stampede!
“No one can stop the Narwhals when they get charging and unfortunately for you Mr. O'Neil! You’ll be taken out in the chaos! Between the power of my Shining Stars, The mighty Narwhals and OGDA, you won’t stand a chance! We’re….”
GDA steps towards the camera.
“More than meets the eye!”
Fade out.