Post by Steve Sinclair on Nov 24, 2018 13:50:29 GMT
Wednesday night and somewhere in Florida, 8 year old Molly is getting ready for bed. In her PJ’s, mom and dad tuck her in, give her a kiss and wish her good night. She snuggles up with her teddy bear, a stuffed kitty cat of Spartacus. The lights go out and Molly drifts off to dream land dreaming of all the turkey she’s going to eat tomorrow and sitting on MeMaw’s lap…
A couple of hours later, there is a “bump” in middle of the night…….
Thursday morning in OGDA’s apartment. OGDA is finishing his turkey to put it into the oven. Rocking some Spongebob PJ’s with the OCW Craze title around his waist, His beloved Kitty curled up on a kitchen chair, in a couple of hours he’ll have visitors for Thanksgiving. Joe, Nanook and his wife, Sarge and even the Captain are all invited. Talk about a fun party.
“Oh I can’t wait Sparky, soon everyone will be here and they’ll have a nice meal and they’ll forget all about that silly match they have a bet on. Then we’ll be one big family again. Everyone will hold hands and sing Christmas songs. It’s going to be….”
OGDA pauses. Something is tickling his Rainbow Senses.
“Spartacus! A Rainbow Warrior is in trouble! Quick! To the Rainbow Carport!”
The Bad Ass James Kelloggs, all four feet of him is straightening out his tie after climbing up on his step stool and standing next to him is the OCW SuperHero Champion, OGDA.
“Rainbow Warriors! Shining Stars! I know you have been waiting all week for this and today is the day that you get to hear from your buddy, my buddy, the one! The only! The SuperHero Champion! OGDA!” James proudly says.
“Thank you Mister Kelloggs.”
“Now, OGDA! This week on Massacre you will face none other than Paralysis in a non title match. But first! Let’s go back to last week with the news that BroCode! The reigning OCW Tag Team Champions will join you at Death March on Team OGDA! I imagine, this makes you very happy.”
“Oh, Mister Kelloggs, I am so happy I listened to Mister Jones and wrote that letter from the heart to Mister Rage and Mister Jacobs. This is a huge relief I tell you what. I was afraid I wouldn’t be able to find anyone to join my team, but now I found two good buddies to stand next to me and fight the good fight and plow our way through the competition and one of us should win that OCW Championship shot.”
“Now OGDA, You still have one spot left to fill. There is all sorts of rumors going on out there about who that might be, it could be Joe Jones himself, or it just could be one Bad Ass Reporter as well. Do you think you’ll be able to find one more person to finish your team and go into battle with?”
“Mister Jones tells me that we are very close to finding that last person, in fact he’s been talking to her quite a lot.”
“Her?”
“That’s what Mister Jones tells me. I want to say her name, but I have been sworn to keep this secret and Mister Kelloggs, I am the best secret keeper you have ever seen! As Mister Jones tells me, Time will tell.”
“I guess we’ll find out, but just to let you know, I am available. Let’s talk about you match this week at Massacre when you go one on one against Paralysis!”
“Yes. I have to admit that I don’t know too much about mister Paralysis and with a name like that, I hope he’s okay. I hope this isn’t a sick and twisted joke of his to make fun of people that have ALS. I know so many of my Little Buddies who have ALS or know someone who has ALS. I can’t help but think that he’s just poking fun at them, and that Mister Kelloggs, just makes me cross!”
“I don’t think that is the case Best…”
“ALS is just a bad, bad, bad disease that needs it’s little butt kicked back to the stone ages! What it does to my Rainbow Warriors makes me sad, and angry. The way this disease just slowly tears you down and leaves you paralysed is just appalling! This is no laughing matter and come Monday Night Mister Paralysis! There will be nothing slow or methodical about our wrestling match! I will get in that ring and bring the fight right to you! The Rainbow Nation will be behind me and together, we won’t be stopped! You can try to stop me! You can try to paralyze me, but everything in the world, all of your powers and tricks won’t stop the unstoppable force that is the Rainbow Warriors!”
“Uhmm Best…”
“You’re not facing some Johnny come lately! You are facing the best of the best in OCW! In wrestling today! You are looking at the OCW SuperHero Champion! Hard work, blood sweat and tears went into capturing this title! I defeated the undefeated Mike Harrison, he never stood a chance! I wrecked him like, like, like they should make a movie about me called Wreck it Bester! I am the 500 pound gorilla in the room! I am the unmovable object! I make mountains into mole hills and come Monday night Mister Paralysis, you’ll wish you had a different name such as Agile! Spry Young Man! Karate Kicker in the Mosh Pit! Ted! Or just Jimmy! Anything but Paralysis! Believe me, when it is all said and done, you won’t be moving! You won’t be able to lift a finger! You will be paralyzed! You'll need a GoFundMe to get one of those electric wheelchairs and a bottle to go number one in! You’re whole life is going to change Monday Night!”
OGDA steps towards the camera.
“Then we’ll see who’s laughing then!”
“Uhm, Best, you know what? Nevermind. Folks! That is your OCW Superhero Champion, OGDA!”
Somewhere in a old run down warehouse, Molly is tied up to a chair and has a gag in her mouth. A little overboard for a 8 year old but whatever. She’s balling her eyes out, wanting to scream out for Mommy and Daddy but can’t.
This tall older gentlemen, who is skinny with bad teeth and bad BO, a crack head no doubt is holding her Spartacus teddy bear.
“This is stupid!” he says and tears the head off of the teddy bear. He tosses the cat teddy bear on the floor and that is when he hears a cat growling.
“What the?” he says looking around. The growling gets louder and louder, it is one pissed off kitty.
“Who’s that? Who’s there!” He shouts. “Listen! Molly here, her parents just won the lotto, I just wanted some money. I wasn’t going to hurt her. Promise!”
A cat scream echoes in the old run down warehouse and the crackhead scum bad mother fucker stumbles backwards over some boxes. He quickly gathers himself and pulls out his pistol. He starts to wave it around wildly.
“I’ll shoot! I’m not afraid!” He declares. He then starts to walk towards where he thinks the sounds are coming from….
“AHHHHH!!! MY EYES!”
In a flash, Spartacus flies through the air and with his ninja kitty skills, claws at the kidnapper’s eyes, blinding him. Right afterwards, the side wall of warehouse, this solid brick wall, implodes in a flash and standing in the hole with his hands on his hips, OGDA!
“Today’s not your day, Buddy!”
The kidnapper struggles to get a look at who just blew down a brick wall.
“OG? DA?”
“End of the line Henry! (apparently is his name) I’ve come to take Molly home!”
“No!!!!!!”
OGDA charges at Meth Head Henry and connects with a running lariat, flipping Henry in mid air and landing hard on the concrete floor. Henry drops the pistol and OGDA kicks it out of the way, then he scoops up Henry, lifts him over his head and tosses him into a stack of boxes that were stacked up. Henry crashes through them and ends up getting buried in them!
“OGDA!!!! YOU SAVED ME!!!!” Molly cries as Spartacus bites his way through the ropes to free her. She hops down off of the chair and runs towards OGDA and they hug.
“There there Molly. OGDA is here now. Everything will be okay!”
“CUT!!!!!” is loudly shouted through a megaphone and the once dark and spooky warehouse is lit up with so many lights to reveal that Molly, OGDA and Henry is on a movie set.
OGDA stands up, holding Molly’s hand of course. He looks towards where all of the cameras are located.
“Did I do good?” He asks.
“THAT’S A WRAP! You did good OGDA.”
OGDA smiles under his mask. “Making a TV show is fun. Let’s do it again!”
A couple of hours later, there is a “bump” in middle of the night…….
Thursday morning in OGDA’s apartment. OGDA is finishing his turkey to put it into the oven. Rocking some Spongebob PJ’s with the OCW Craze title around his waist, His beloved Kitty curled up on a kitchen chair, in a couple of hours he’ll have visitors for Thanksgiving. Joe, Nanook and his wife, Sarge and even the Captain are all invited. Talk about a fun party.
“Oh I can’t wait Sparky, soon everyone will be here and they’ll have a nice meal and they’ll forget all about that silly match they have a bet on. Then we’ll be one big family again. Everyone will hold hands and sing Christmas songs. It’s going to be….”
OGDA pauses. Something is tickling his Rainbow Senses.
“Spartacus! A Rainbow Warrior is in trouble! Quick! To the Rainbow Carport!”
The Bad Ass James Kelloggs, all four feet of him is straightening out his tie after climbing up on his step stool and standing next to him is the OCW SuperHero Champion, OGDA.
“Rainbow Warriors! Shining Stars! I know you have been waiting all week for this and today is the day that you get to hear from your buddy, my buddy, the one! The only! The SuperHero Champion! OGDA!” James proudly says.
“Thank you Mister Kelloggs.”
“Now, OGDA! This week on Massacre you will face none other than Paralysis in a non title match. But first! Let’s go back to last week with the news that BroCode! The reigning OCW Tag Team Champions will join you at Death March on Team OGDA! I imagine, this makes you very happy.”
“Oh, Mister Kelloggs, I am so happy I listened to Mister Jones and wrote that letter from the heart to Mister Rage and Mister Jacobs. This is a huge relief I tell you what. I was afraid I wouldn’t be able to find anyone to join my team, but now I found two good buddies to stand next to me and fight the good fight and plow our way through the competition and one of us should win that OCW Championship shot.”
“Now OGDA, You still have one spot left to fill. There is all sorts of rumors going on out there about who that might be, it could be Joe Jones himself, or it just could be one Bad Ass Reporter as well. Do you think you’ll be able to find one more person to finish your team and go into battle with?”
“Mister Jones tells me that we are very close to finding that last person, in fact he’s been talking to her quite a lot.”
“Her?”
“That’s what Mister Jones tells me. I want to say her name, but I have been sworn to keep this secret and Mister Kelloggs, I am the best secret keeper you have ever seen! As Mister Jones tells me, Time will tell.”
“I guess we’ll find out, but just to let you know, I am available. Let’s talk about you match this week at Massacre when you go one on one against Paralysis!”
“Yes. I have to admit that I don’t know too much about mister Paralysis and with a name like that, I hope he’s okay. I hope this isn’t a sick and twisted joke of his to make fun of people that have ALS. I know so many of my Little Buddies who have ALS or know someone who has ALS. I can’t help but think that he’s just poking fun at them, and that Mister Kelloggs, just makes me cross!”
“I don’t think that is the case Best…”
“ALS is just a bad, bad, bad disease that needs it’s little butt kicked back to the stone ages! What it does to my Rainbow Warriors makes me sad, and angry. The way this disease just slowly tears you down and leaves you paralysed is just appalling! This is no laughing matter and come Monday Night Mister Paralysis! There will be nothing slow or methodical about our wrestling match! I will get in that ring and bring the fight right to you! The Rainbow Nation will be behind me and together, we won’t be stopped! You can try to stop me! You can try to paralyze me, but everything in the world, all of your powers and tricks won’t stop the unstoppable force that is the Rainbow Warriors!”
“Uhmm Best…”
“You’re not facing some Johnny come lately! You are facing the best of the best in OCW! In wrestling today! You are looking at the OCW SuperHero Champion! Hard work, blood sweat and tears went into capturing this title! I defeated the undefeated Mike Harrison, he never stood a chance! I wrecked him like, like, like they should make a movie about me called Wreck it Bester! I am the 500 pound gorilla in the room! I am the unmovable object! I make mountains into mole hills and come Monday night Mister Paralysis, you’ll wish you had a different name such as Agile! Spry Young Man! Karate Kicker in the Mosh Pit! Ted! Or just Jimmy! Anything but Paralysis! Believe me, when it is all said and done, you won’t be moving! You won’t be able to lift a finger! You will be paralyzed! You'll need a GoFundMe to get one of those electric wheelchairs and a bottle to go number one in! You’re whole life is going to change Monday Night!”
OGDA steps towards the camera.
“Then we’ll see who’s laughing then!”
“Uhm, Best, you know what? Nevermind. Folks! That is your OCW Superhero Champion, OGDA!”
Somewhere in a old run down warehouse, Molly is tied up to a chair and has a gag in her mouth. A little overboard for a 8 year old but whatever. She’s balling her eyes out, wanting to scream out for Mommy and Daddy but can’t.
This tall older gentlemen, who is skinny with bad teeth and bad BO, a crack head no doubt is holding her Spartacus teddy bear.
“This is stupid!” he says and tears the head off of the teddy bear. He tosses the cat teddy bear on the floor and that is when he hears a cat growling.
“What the?” he says looking around. The growling gets louder and louder, it is one pissed off kitty.
“Who’s that? Who’s there!” He shouts. “Listen! Molly here, her parents just won the lotto, I just wanted some money. I wasn’t going to hurt her. Promise!”
A cat scream echoes in the old run down warehouse and the crackhead scum bad mother fucker stumbles backwards over some boxes. He quickly gathers himself and pulls out his pistol. He starts to wave it around wildly.
“I’ll shoot! I’m not afraid!” He declares. He then starts to walk towards where he thinks the sounds are coming from….
“AHHHHH!!! MY EYES!”
In a flash, Spartacus flies through the air and with his ninja kitty skills, claws at the kidnapper’s eyes, blinding him. Right afterwards, the side wall of warehouse, this solid brick wall, implodes in a flash and standing in the hole with his hands on his hips, OGDA!
“Today’s not your day, Buddy!”
The kidnapper struggles to get a look at who just blew down a brick wall.
“OG? DA?”
“End of the line Henry! (apparently is his name) I’ve come to take Molly home!”
“No!!!!!!”
OGDA charges at Meth Head Henry and connects with a running lariat, flipping Henry in mid air and landing hard on the concrete floor. Henry drops the pistol and OGDA kicks it out of the way, then he scoops up Henry, lifts him over his head and tosses him into a stack of boxes that were stacked up. Henry crashes through them and ends up getting buried in them!
“OGDA!!!! YOU SAVED ME!!!!” Molly cries as Spartacus bites his way through the ropes to free her. She hops down off of the chair and runs towards OGDA and they hug.
“There there Molly. OGDA is here now. Everything will be okay!”
“CUT!!!!!” is loudly shouted through a megaphone and the once dark and spooky warehouse is lit up with so many lights to reveal that Molly, OGDA and Henry is on a movie set.
OGDA stands up, holding Molly’s hand of course. He looks towards where all of the cameras are located.
“Did I do good?” He asks.
“THAT’S A WRAP! You did good OGDA.”
OGDA smiles under his mask. “Making a TV show is fun. Let’s do it again!”