Post by Steve Sinclair on Dec 24, 2013 21:29:25 GMT
Nov 30 2006
Epic comes and Epic goes and Double J racks up another victory this time over Sniper. It’s not another week closer to Vendetta where Double J will defend his title against Vertigo and someone else. All that Joe knows is that he has the opportunity to pick up another championship title.
“It’s like collecting marbles or something, Only that I am proud to show off my collection of hardware and my collection makes other jealous.” Joe says on the phone as the scene opens up with Double J standing in middle of a Adult Book Store.
“Yeah I’m doing some shopping for Lobo. Look I’ve got to go I’ll talk to you later.”
Joe snaps shut his cell phone and smiles at the camera.
“I’m glad you’re here. I’m surprised the BLPW allowed you to film here because someone in editing to going to hate this bit! But here we are, in a the adult shopping market where you can get anything to you want. From teens gone wild to MILF’s who go bump in the night to all kinds of wild whack S and M stuff, this place has it all. Now you might be asking your self, Joe, Why is the US and Tag Team champion of the BLPW shopping for porn? No it’s not for me silly, It’s for my opponent this week on Epic. Lobo and ironically his name sounds like low blow which to me tells me he’s very well hung and the girl has to get down very low to blow him, or he’s a cheating son of a bitch who has no place in a wrestling ring. Like my daddy always said, Cheaters never win.”
Joe flashes his pearly whites.
“Lobo, I don’t really know much about you and honestly I don’t care to know you either. About all I know is that my Daddy kicked your ass every time and didn’t work very hard to do it either. Seeing this is our first meeting I felt compelled to buy you a gift. A early Christmas gift or belated birthday gift because after listening to you earlier you sound like a guy who is sexual repressed. All that talk about shooting stuff in my mouth, The fire that burns inside of you and what not sounds to me that you are about to come out of the closet. I’m honor that you choose me to come out to but when I think about, I wish you would just stay in there instead. You look like one of those deeply moved angry gay guys who are nothing but headaches. Boy the stories I could tell you about former boyfriends who were orally gifted but just head cases and you Lobo are no different. All that anger you have directed at my Daddy is just unhealthily.
First of all that days of barbwire chairs, bats, tables, golf clubs and dildo are so 1999 it isn’t funny anymore. Do you know what wins matches and hearts of the fans these days Lobo? Highly talented and greatly skilled athletes like my self. You were right you flaming homo that I am not like my Daddy. He was old, slow, stuttered some, couldn’t speak in full sentences and was half plastic where I am old schooled, fast like lightening, smooth like butter and quick with the tongue. I didn’t win the BLPW Tag Team and US titles by beating my opponent’s skull in with a baseball bat Lobo. I did that but working them down to the mat, pulling on them, yanking on them, you know putting some elbow grease into it and beating them where it counts, out wrestling them. Although I hate to admit this but I did spit a couple of times, but accident thou.
Two. Like My Dad has already schooled me on how to beat you and how can you over come that? You do you have to talk to about beating me? Since I came back to the BLPW there isn’t many who have beaten me and the few times that it did happen those guys were in the EoD and their working in Siberia for all we know now. I don’t care how many flaming whatamcallit’s you bring to the ring, I know your weaknesses and I will use that knowledge to my advantage.
And lastly. Once I deweapon you than what are you going to? Not like you can actually wrestle. Nope from where I stand it’s all golden on my side.”
Joe sighs and parts his coat some to show off his two championship titles he currently holds.
“But not to worry Lobo because with all of these movies and magazine’s I’m going to give you, you can go home after the match to your trailer and watch all these movies and drown your sorrow that you will have because you Lobo will be the first chump in the entire history of wrestling to lose a father and son duo in two separate matches in the same month for the same federation.”
Joe picks up a handful of movies.
“You lobo should feel special. I think I can get that on a hat for you or airbrushed on a chair for you, I’m a special boy. “
Joe starts to get all serious and the camera pans in framing his face.
“ I can’t wait Lobo, I can’t wait to feel that fire that burns inside of you slowly lose it’s grip, it’s drive inside of you be smothered by me. I am the human fire extinguisher, I’m the guy you fear, I’m the guy you know you can’t beat. I can’t wait to see you be reduced to a smoldering pile of human waste. That hard crusted exterior, no pun intended will come crashing down and you Lobo, can do nothing about it. Consider yourself warned.”
Joe smirks. Get lightens the mood some.
“The only question I have is VHS or BETA?”
Just then Green Man walks up to Joe holding two DVD’s
GM “What do you think? The Great Granny Gang Bang or Lactating Grannies?”
FTB………………………………....................
Epic comes and Epic goes and Double J racks up another victory this time over Sniper. It’s not another week closer to Vendetta where Double J will defend his title against Vertigo and someone else. All that Joe knows is that he has the opportunity to pick up another championship title.
“It’s like collecting marbles or something, Only that I am proud to show off my collection of hardware and my collection makes other jealous.” Joe says on the phone as the scene opens up with Double J standing in middle of a Adult Book Store.
“Yeah I’m doing some shopping for Lobo. Look I’ve got to go I’ll talk to you later.”
Joe snaps shut his cell phone and smiles at the camera.
“I’m glad you’re here. I’m surprised the BLPW allowed you to film here because someone in editing to going to hate this bit! But here we are, in a the adult shopping market where you can get anything to you want. From teens gone wild to MILF’s who go bump in the night to all kinds of wild whack S and M stuff, this place has it all. Now you might be asking your self, Joe, Why is the US and Tag Team champion of the BLPW shopping for porn? No it’s not for me silly, It’s for my opponent this week on Epic. Lobo and ironically his name sounds like low blow which to me tells me he’s very well hung and the girl has to get down very low to blow him, or he’s a cheating son of a bitch who has no place in a wrestling ring. Like my daddy always said, Cheaters never win.”
Joe flashes his pearly whites.
“Lobo, I don’t really know much about you and honestly I don’t care to know you either. About all I know is that my Daddy kicked your ass every time and didn’t work very hard to do it either. Seeing this is our first meeting I felt compelled to buy you a gift. A early Christmas gift or belated birthday gift because after listening to you earlier you sound like a guy who is sexual repressed. All that talk about shooting stuff in my mouth, The fire that burns inside of you and what not sounds to me that you are about to come out of the closet. I’m honor that you choose me to come out to but when I think about, I wish you would just stay in there instead. You look like one of those deeply moved angry gay guys who are nothing but headaches. Boy the stories I could tell you about former boyfriends who were orally gifted but just head cases and you Lobo are no different. All that anger you have directed at my Daddy is just unhealthily.
First of all that days of barbwire chairs, bats, tables, golf clubs and dildo are so 1999 it isn’t funny anymore. Do you know what wins matches and hearts of the fans these days Lobo? Highly talented and greatly skilled athletes like my self. You were right you flaming homo that I am not like my Daddy. He was old, slow, stuttered some, couldn’t speak in full sentences and was half plastic where I am old schooled, fast like lightening, smooth like butter and quick with the tongue. I didn’t win the BLPW Tag Team and US titles by beating my opponent’s skull in with a baseball bat Lobo. I did that but working them down to the mat, pulling on them, yanking on them, you know putting some elbow grease into it and beating them where it counts, out wrestling them. Although I hate to admit this but I did spit a couple of times, but accident thou.
Two. Like My Dad has already schooled me on how to beat you and how can you over come that? You do you have to talk to about beating me? Since I came back to the BLPW there isn’t many who have beaten me and the few times that it did happen those guys were in the EoD and their working in Siberia for all we know now. I don’t care how many flaming whatamcallit’s you bring to the ring, I know your weaknesses and I will use that knowledge to my advantage.
And lastly. Once I deweapon you than what are you going to? Not like you can actually wrestle. Nope from where I stand it’s all golden on my side.”
Joe sighs and parts his coat some to show off his two championship titles he currently holds.
“But not to worry Lobo because with all of these movies and magazine’s I’m going to give you, you can go home after the match to your trailer and watch all these movies and drown your sorrow that you will have because you Lobo will be the first chump in the entire history of wrestling to lose a father and son duo in two separate matches in the same month for the same federation.”
Joe picks up a handful of movies.
“You lobo should feel special. I think I can get that on a hat for you or airbrushed on a chair for you, I’m a special boy. “
Joe starts to get all serious and the camera pans in framing his face.
“ I can’t wait Lobo, I can’t wait to feel that fire that burns inside of you slowly lose it’s grip, it’s drive inside of you be smothered by me. I am the human fire extinguisher, I’m the guy you fear, I’m the guy you know you can’t beat. I can’t wait to see you be reduced to a smoldering pile of human waste. That hard crusted exterior, no pun intended will come crashing down and you Lobo, can do nothing about it. Consider yourself warned.”
Joe smirks. Get lightens the mood some.
“The only question I have is VHS or BETA?”
Just then Green Man walks up to Joe holding two DVD’s
GM “What do you think? The Great Granny Gang Bang or Lactating Grannies?”
FTB………………………………....................