Post by Steve Sinclair on Dec 24, 2013 21:34:33 GMT
Nov 19 2006
The scene opens up with Double J Joe Jones resting on the couch one Saturday afternoon. It’s his day off from training, interviews, whatever and all he wants to do is veg in front of the TV and like everyone else in the America he was locked in on Ohio State and Michigan. Laying on the couch and snuggled up with his blanket he starts to nod off during the fucking 40 minutes of pre game bullshit. Seriously, can’t the game just start at 3? I don’t need 40 minutes of pregame, intros, stats and injury updates. Anywho Joe nods off while nothing is happening on the TV and what does he dream about while waiting for the game to start?
Why the BLPW and his upcoming match against Sniper and seems like everyone has caught a case of mono this week in the BLPW and Joe is no different and while he knows he has to do a promo he dreams of what he would say, at a House show of all places……………..
A BLPW house show in somewhere USA and Joe hears his name announced over the PA System. The boos start to be heard as Devil Driver’s Endo of the Line begins to play and Joe steps out of the back wearing jeans and his new T Shirt, Tag Body Spray’s newest Scent “Victory” in celebration of Joe winning the BLPW US title and becoming a double champion in the BLPW. Joe stands on the ramp and hoists both titles in the air. Proud of his achievements the boos don’t even phase him right now.
Joe struts down to the ring as a “You Sold out.” Chant is started up by the crowd. Joe just smiles as he tosses his two championship titles in the ring and climbs in the ring. Asking for the mic Joe makes his way towards the center of the ring and picks up his two championships. He slides the mic in his back pocket and walks to the nearest turnbuckle and stands on the second turnbuckle and hoists both titles up in the air and strike a pose. Joe jumps down from the turnbuckle and goes to the opposite corner and does the same thing. Joe jumps down from that one and slings both titles over the same shoulder and reaches for the mic as his music fades out.
“I have to share one thing with you. Listen up! This is important! It is AWESOME being ME!!!”
The crowd boos him.
“Some four months ago I came back to the BLPW to make a come back inside the ring and to regain my championship form and I started with teaming up with Hot Stuff Shawn Sanders and we quickly picked up the BLPW World Tag Team titles. We won these titles and there hasn’t been one team out there who have been able to STOP US! The super teams of the BLPW tries and they all failed! The EoD tried and they failed! We are the GREATEST Tag Team of all time in the BLPW and you want to know why? It’s because we’re that fucking good.
If being one half of the BLPW World Tag Team champions wasn’t great already I managed to get a sponsor deal. Look at me now Mom I’m the spoke person for Tag Body Spray. Commercials on TV every day all over the World! Ads in magazines. Billboards in Japan and Times Square! Hell I’ll even be at the MTV Video Awards and get this, I even got a small role in a major movie which will be out next year! My come back has been great! More than what I dreamed of. Everywhere you look Double J is there! You can’t escape me! And sometimes you can have your cake and eat it to because just a few weeks ago I walked in this four way dance for the US title, a match none of my opponents thought I had no right being in. A match one of my opponents thought I was going to be outmatched in. He thought I was in over my head and I would be the first out but you know what? Look at what I won.”
Joe holds up the US title and that gathers more boos.
“The underdog! The guy who was written off has more gold than Fort Knots! You are looking at BLPW’s only Multi champion and there is no slowing me down! They have been lining up and I have been knocking them down! They say redemption is a sweat thing and you know what? It is. I have been enjoying every damn second of it. Every time they call my name and I walk down that ramp and climb in this ring and look at my opponent standing across from me in the ring, he knows he has no chance. That is a great feeling knowing that every time I step in this ring, I win. And all the booing in the world won’t change that and it’s about time you just except that! Double J Joe Jones is a force to be reckoned with here in the BLPW and if you don’t get out of my way I will knock you out of my way! They think they can stop me, they think they know me, but the truth is, they don’t know me and they sure as hell can’t stop me.
Case in point my opponent this week at Epic. Sniper. Good old Sniper is wanting his title back. Good old Sniper has a problem with how he lost the title and good old Sniper has a problem with how I won it. He can’t stand it, it eats it up inside and he thinks he’s going to do something about it, but guess what Sniper.”
Joe turns and faces the ramp.
“Just like back in the day, I bitched slapped you around the damn arena and there is nothing that has changed about that now! I’ll slap your sorry ass all over this arena as well! I know you’re a little slow Sniper, it takes you a couple of weeks to catch up to the rest of us and it’s that slowness that is going to get you hurt this week. Here you have been in the BLPW living in the middle ages, stuck in one speed, stuck at the same level you have been for the last four years. No better than a curtain jerker wishing the make a wish foundation would grant you a wish of being better, bigger, faster, smarter but god damn, they can’t work miracles. You’re not mad about how you lost the title, you’re not mad that you didn’t lose the title fair and square. You’re mad that someone was on his way to the top of the BLPW once again has leaped fogged over you! Upset that you’ll be stuck in the same rut fucking around with the same faces while I, World class athlete Double J will soon be at the top of my game looking down and laughing at you.
This is it Sniper. After Epic I don’t even want to hear form you. Don’t send me a Christmas card or hitting me up for a loan. When Epic is all said and done and I once again have my hand raised in victory I don’t want to hear a peep from you. I can’t afford being held back by you. Just face the facts that you won’t have the US title again until I win the next singles title and they take the US title and leave it for grabs to you bottom feeders. This week at Epic, we’re ending this once and for all!”
Joe looks into the camera…
“Consider yourself warned.”
End of the line begins to play and the crowd boos as he polishes the US title with his forearm in the camera……….
Several hours later the evening news is on and Joe slowly wakes up. The game is over with and Joe missed all of. He sits up and rubs his eyes.
“Damn it.”
FTB………………………………....................
The scene opens up with Double J Joe Jones resting on the couch one Saturday afternoon. It’s his day off from training, interviews, whatever and all he wants to do is veg in front of the TV and like everyone else in the America he was locked in on Ohio State and Michigan. Laying on the couch and snuggled up with his blanket he starts to nod off during the fucking 40 minutes of pre game bullshit. Seriously, can’t the game just start at 3? I don’t need 40 minutes of pregame, intros, stats and injury updates. Anywho Joe nods off while nothing is happening on the TV and what does he dream about while waiting for the game to start?
Why the BLPW and his upcoming match against Sniper and seems like everyone has caught a case of mono this week in the BLPW and Joe is no different and while he knows he has to do a promo he dreams of what he would say, at a House show of all places……………..
A BLPW house show in somewhere USA and Joe hears his name announced over the PA System. The boos start to be heard as Devil Driver’s Endo of the Line begins to play and Joe steps out of the back wearing jeans and his new T Shirt, Tag Body Spray’s newest Scent “Victory” in celebration of Joe winning the BLPW US title and becoming a double champion in the BLPW. Joe stands on the ramp and hoists both titles in the air. Proud of his achievements the boos don’t even phase him right now.
Joe struts down to the ring as a “You Sold out.” Chant is started up by the crowd. Joe just smiles as he tosses his two championship titles in the ring and climbs in the ring. Asking for the mic Joe makes his way towards the center of the ring and picks up his two championships. He slides the mic in his back pocket and walks to the nearest turnbuckle and stands on the second turnbuckle and hoists both titles up in the air and strike a pose. Joe jumps down from the turnbuckle and goes to the opposite corner and does the same thing. Joe jumps down from that one and slings both titles over the same shoulder and reaches for the mic as his music fades out.
“I have to share one thing with you. Listen up! This is important! It is AWESOME being ME!!!”
The crowd boos him.
“Some four months ago I came back to the BLPW to make a come back inside the ring and to regain my championship form and I started with teaming up with Hot Stuff Shawn Sanders and we quickly picked up the BLPW World Tag Team titles. We won these titles and there hasn’t been one team out there who have been able to STOP US! The super teams of the BLPW tries and they all failed! The EoD tried and they failed! We are the GREATEST Tag Team of all time in the BLPW and you want to know why? It’s because we’re that fucking good.
If being one half of the BLPW World Tag Team champions wasn’t great already I managed to get a sponsor deal. Look at me now Mom I’m the spoke person for Tag Body Spray. Commercials on TV every day all over the World! Ads in magazines. Billboards in Japan and Times Square! Hell I’ll even be at the MTV Video Awards and get this, I even got a small role in a major movie which will be out next year! My come back has been great! More than what I dreamed of. Everywhere you look Double J is there! You can’t escape me! And sometimes you can have your cake and eat it to because just a few weeks ago I walked in this four way dance for the US title, a match none of my opponents thought I had no right being in. A match one of my opponents thought I was going to be outmatched in. He thought I was in over my head and I would be the first out but you know what? Look at what I won.”
Joe holds up the US title and that gathers more boos.
“The underdog! The guy who was written off has more gold than Fort Knots! You are looking at BLPW’s only Multi champion and there is no slowing me down! They have been lining up and I have been knocking them down! They say redemption is a sweat thing and you know what? It is. I have been enjoying every damn second of it. Every time they call my name and I walk down that ramp and climb in this ring and look at my opponent standing across from me in the ring, he knows he has no chance. That is a great feeling knowing that every time I step in this ring, I win. And all the booing in the world won’t change that and it’s about time you just except that! Double J Joe Jones is a force to be reckoned with here in the BLPW and if you don’t get out of my way I will knock you out of my way! They think they can stop me, they think they know me, but the truth is, they don’t know me and they sure as hell can’t stop me.
Case in point my opponent this week at Epic. Sniper. Good old Sniper is wanting his title back. Good old Sniper has a problem with how he lost the title and good old Sniper has a problem with how I won it. He can’t stand it, it eats it up inside and he thinks he’s going to do something about it, but guess what Sniper.”
Joe turns and faces the ramp.
“Just like back in the day, I bitched slapped you around the damn arena and there is nothing that has changed about that now! I’ll slap your sorry ass all over this arena as well! I know you’re a little slow Sniper, it takes you a couple of weeks to catch up to the rest of us and it’s that slowness that is going to get you hurt this week. Here you have been in the BLPW living in the middle ages, stuck in one speed, stuck at the same level you have been for the last four years. No better than a curtain jerker wishing the make a wish foundation would grant you a wish of being better, bigger, faster, smarter but god damn, they can’t work miracles. You’re not mad about how you lost the title, you’re not mad that you didn’t lose the title fair and square. You’re mad that someone was on his way to the top of the BLPW once again has leaped fogged over you! Upset that you’ll be stuck in the same rut fucking around with the same faces while I, World class athlete Double J will soon be at the top of my game looking down and laughing at you.
This is it Sniper. After Epic I don’t even want to hear form you. Don’t send me a Christmas card or hitting me up for a loan. When Epic is all said and done and I once again have my hand raised in victory I don’t want to hear a peep from you. I can’t afford being held back by you. Just face the facts that you won’t have the US title again until I win the next singles title and they take the US title and leave it for grabs to you bottom feeders. This week at Epic, we’re ending this once and for all!”
Joe looks into the camera…
“Consider yourself warned.”
End of the line begins to play and the crowd boos as he polishes the US title with his forearm in the camera……….
Several hours later the evening news is on and Joe slowly wakes up. The game is over with and Joe missed all of. He sits up and rubs his eyes.
“Damn it.”
FTB………………………………....................