Post by Steve Sinclair on Apr 4, 2019 14:22:39 GMT
Backstage at Massacre…….
Double J Joe Jones is watching Bester’s match on the monitors watching the action unfold. Then the ending happened with James Raven picking up the win. Joe lowers his head. He slams his fist on the table and covers his face with his hands. After a second or two, Joe slaps his knees with his hands just as he is standing up and switching off the monitors.
“Already then.” Joe says as he starts to exit the room. In the hallway is James Kelloggs who is Face timing with some chick. Joe checks his watch and looks down at James.
“James?”
“Bae, the things I would do to you…”
“James.”
“Let me tell you, You wouldn’t be able to walk for a week and that’s no joke.”
“James!”
“I’ll do things to you only read about in romance novels. Know what I’m saying?”
“JAMES!”
James shots Joe a glare.
“WHAT! Can’t you see I’m busy here!”
“Don’t you fucking talk to me like that! I’ll punt you into next week.”
“Motherfucker! Don’t make kick your ass!”
Joe then bends over and snatches the phone away from James.
“Huh? Wait! Motherfucker don’t you dare!” James says as he starts to jump up and down trying to get his phone back, but Joe holds it just out of his reach.
“I’m sorry miss. But this tiny pecker midget has a wife and 9 kids. He doesn’t have time for you, plus it’ll only last 20 seconds.” Joe says to a shocked and pissed female on the other end.
James kicks Joe in the shin and this causes Joe to drop the phone. James quickly picks it up off of the floor to reveal a blank screen.
“Why did you do that asshole! I was about to go pick that one up.”
“Cuz you were ignoring me.” Joe says as he rubs his shin.
James looks at his phone one last time before crossing his tiny arms all pissed off.
“And what was so important that you cost me getting laid tonight? Hmmmm?”
“You’ve seen Fatty?”
James looks at Joe with a “Are you fucking kidding me look on his face.”
“You cockblocked me to ask where that dolt is?”
“I haven’t seen that fat fucker in a week now.”
“Good! Dude was fucking annoying.” James says as he starts to walk away.
“Where you going?”
“Going to find Sugar. I’m getting laid one way or another tonight Joe! Fucking asshole…”
Joe checks his phone and looks down the hallway.
“For a guy weight 400 pounds, he can hide pretty damn good.”
Double J Joe Jones is watching Bester’s match on the monitors watching the action unfold. Then the ending happened with James Raven picking up the win. Joe lowers his head. He slams his fist on the table and covers his face with his hands. After a second or two, Joe slaps his knees with his hands just as he is standing up and switching off the monitors.
“Already then.” Joe says as he starts to exit the room. In the hallway is James Kelloggs who is Face timing with some chick. Joe checks his watch and looks down at James.
“James?”
“Bae, the things I would do to you…”
“James.”
“Let me tell you, You wouldn’t be able to walk for a week and that’s no joke.”
“James!”
“I’ll do things to you only read about in romance novels. Know what I’m saying?”
“JAMES!”
James shots Joe a glare.
“WHAT! Can’t you see I’m busy here!”
“Don’t you fucking talk to me like that! I’ll punt you into next week.”
“Motherfucker! Don’t make kick your ass!”
Joe then bends over and snatches the phone away from James.
“Huh? Wait! Motherfucker don’t you dare!” James says as he starts to jump up and down trying to get his phone back, but Joe holds it just out of his reach.
“I’m sorry miss. But this tiny pecker midget has a wife and 9 kids. He doesn’t have time for you, plus it’ll only last 20 seconds.” Joe says to a shocked and pissed female on the other end.
James kicks Joe in the shin and this causes Joe to drop the phone. James quickly picks it up off of the floor to reveal a blank screen.
“Why did you do that asshole! I was about to go pick that one up.”
“Cuz you were ignoring me.” Joe says as he rubs his shin.
James looks at his phone one last time before crossing his tiny arms all pissed off.
“And what was so important that you cost me getting laid tonight? Hmmmm?”
“You’ve seen Fatty?”
James looks at Joe with a “Are you fucking kidding me look on his face.”
“You cockblocked me to ask where that dolt is?”
“I haven’t seen that fat fucker in a week now.”
“Good! Dude was fucking annoying.” James says as he starts to walk away.
“Where you going?”
“Going to find Sugar. I’m getting laid one way or another tonight Joe! Fucking asshole…”
Joe checks his phone and looks down the hallway.
“For a guy weight 400 pounds, he can hide pretty damn good.”