Post by Steve Sinclair on Apr 12, 2019 19:20:13 GMT
“Why those dirty! Rotten! Low life! Scumbags!” A ticked off 2600 says. “Who do they think they are? Get Willy Mackey on the Lynx! We will have a congressional investigation over this shit!”
“Dilly dilly!”
“Damn straight 7800! This is bullshit!” 2600 exclaims. “But! The joke is on them!”
The scene opens up to reveal Team ATARI standing around a table with a lone light above the table. The rest of the room is completely blacked out. On the table are blueprints to the OCW arena with a clear overlay over it showing where the ring and ramp and everything would be set up for Massacre.
“We knew these Yamauchi scum would do this! We knew this Yamauchi low life sleeze ball Marcus Welsh would take their dirty money and force a battle onto us! 7800! You called it the other night. The Yamauchi is trying to lay a trap! Trying to lure us in and pick us off, thus eliminating us from finding the Energon Device before they do! This proves that they don’t know where it is!”
“Dilly dilly!” 7800 says as he taps his index finger on the table top.
2600 nods in agreement. “True that. Bert and Ernie have no freaking clue where it is. Silly stupid bastards, think they can ignore us while they snoop around in hopes of finding it before we do.”
“Dilly dilly!”
“Have you ever heard of a more scummy name in your life? Draver Boys?”
“Dilly dilly!”
2600 laughs “YES! Completely made up fodder to hide the fact that these two “brothers” were discovered in some trailer park. The Yamauchi cleaned them up, sent them to the dentist and dyed their hair and BAM! Instant Yamauchi pawns ripe for the picking 7800.”
“Dilly dilly!”
“If this the best that the Yamauchi have to offer, this won’t be much of a battle at all. But we need to be smart about this 7800. The battlefield will be surrounded by Yamauchi scum thinking that they will be able to pick us off. That it is the most utmost importance that as soon as these…...Draver Lollipop lickers are decimated and beaten with a inch of their lives, when these two low life Sallys are looking up at us with tears in their eyes! As they clasp their broken and bloody stumps they’ll have left to use as hands together and beg for mercy! When they are begging! Pleading! “PLEASE KIND SIR! PLEASE DON’T KILL US! WE ARE JUST DOING THIS TO MAKE LOT RENT FOR OUR SINGLE WIDE TRAILER!” Right before we Alt Control Delete them!, and rid this world of two more Yamauchi scumbags! We have to make sure we have a clear and unimpeded exit path. There is no fucking way we are getting caught in the crossfire! If the Yamauchi want to sacrifice two of their own, then so be it! They are worthless human beings to begin with, choosing to side with pure scum who wants to ruin this nations way of life.”
“Dilly dilly!” 7800 says while showing that he is a little upset about this upcoming battle.
“Now calm down 7800. There is no need to be this upset. We’ve got this! We’ve trained our whole lives for this.”
“Dilly dilly.”
“There is no need to apologize 7800. Come here!”
2600 holds his arms out and 7800 slowly moves in and 2600 gives him a hug to calm him down.
“You are my brother. I won’t let those Yamauchi scum harm you. Jesus, we’re going into battle against level P Yamauchi soldiers. The weakest rating you can earn and the PTB have insured us that these two Yamauchi scumbags barely scored high enough to merit a level P threat. There isn’t a classification lower. “
7800 nods. “Dilly dilly.”
2600 looks at 7800 with his hand on his shoulder, reassuring him. He holds up his fist.
“Hell yeah! Bet your ass we’ll fuck shit up. Now! Let’s plan this battle out. In and out without a mark then it’s on to the battle against Bert and Ernie."
“Dilly dilly!”
They fist bump and then huddle up to go over the plan as this scene fades out……..
Outside by the loading dock, by a exit door and a electrical panel is a stack of pallets. Hopefully they don’t catch on fire. One of guys from Team ATARI sneaks around the stack of pallets and stands up next to the brick wall of the OCW Arena. He slowly inches his way down the wall the 2 feet to the electrical panel. Checking to make sure the ghost is clear, The Team ATARI member smashes off the padlock on the panel, opens it and removes a black box from his pocket. A minute later, he has it installed and closes the panel back up and quickly dashes before the stack of pallets.
Inside the OCW Arena, Flashback 2 is spotted on the low tech system employed by the OCW. Flashback 2, sporting pigtails, a white blouse that has a couple of buttons undone, a catholic school girls skirt, white stockings and high heels, is spotted skipping through the hallway leading towards Welsh’s office…..
Outside by a fire exit door, Another Team ATARI member is spotted making his way towards the door, when he jumps close to the wall and kneels down staying low and out of sight. He pulls a thin, what best could be described as a wire from his pocket. Using chewing gum, he strings the wire out across the very bottom of the door and sticks it place with the chewing gum. Once installed, he looks to make sure it’s clear, then takes off in a full sprint down the alleyway from where he came from.
Finally, back inside. Flashback 2, moving undetected is outside of Marcus Welsh’s office. She tries to open the door but it is locked. Removing a bobby pin that she hid in her bra, FB2 picks the lock and opens the door to Welsh’s office. She enters the office.
2 minutes later she exits Welsh’s office and uses her bobby pin and locks the door, then skips down the hallway making her way out of the OCW Arena.
OneRoverOne is hovering somewhere nearby with Team ATARI on a rooftop overlooking the OCW Arena in the distant background. 2600 and 7800 are standing next to each other with their arms crossed.
“Will you look at that 7800.”
“Dilly dilly.”
“The venue that will bare witness to the death of two more Yamauchi scumbags! Two hopefull scumbags who are hoping to catch the eye of some high ranking Yamauchi general such as Babsy. Monday night, the world becomes a little safer for the rest of us who aren’t drinking the tainted Yamauchi kool aid.”
“Dilly dilly.”
“I couldn’t agree anymore 7800. No one is going to miss these, these, Draver boys. Your lives will be over before they even begin and to think, you two just got out of diapers. You have no idea what is waiting for. No idea what horrors of war is awaiting for you two on that battlefield! You two are as clueless as Bert and Ernie! You just don’t have a clue.”
“Dilly dilly.” 7800 says and the two of them begin to laugh.
“Yeah! They’ll need a walking stick for sure!” 2600 says and them stops laughing and is straight faced. “If they survive!”
7800 slowly nods.
“This is no laughing matter! This isn’t a joke! This isn’t a time to dye your hair and joke about who is 10 minutes older! Because on the 15th of April, those ten minutes won’t mean squat! At the battle of the Twinsies, you two will wish you were never born! If you thought that Yamauchi initiation was rough, you two haven’t seen anything!”
“Dilly dilly.”
“They won’t be that smart 7800, but that is a good suggestion. There is an out for you two Draver Yamauchi scumbags, and that is to not show up. Abandon the Yamauchi is the only way you get to see the 16th of April. Otherwise, your sister will need to go ahead and plan your close casket funerals. We understand she is young, but we feel she will understand that not seeing the sheer chaos that danced on your faces all night long will spare herself some grief in the long run. Infact, why don’t you two just be gentlemen and plan your final plans prior to meeting your demise from the hands of Team ATARI.”
“Dilly dilly.”
“Again 7800, you are correct. What was I thinking calling them gentlemen? Let alone men. They acknowledge themselves to be less than men by calling themselves boys. I guess post op panty wearing drag queens with shitty mustaches wouldn’t fit on that Yamauchi job application. Seriously, shave that stubble you think is a beard. Take some pride in your self, oh wait! That went out the door the second you took that blood oath! Nevertheless! Your little plan won’t work! There will not be no, "taking out Team ATARI." There will not be saving Bert and Ernie from going to battle against us! We will get our hands on the Energon Device! We will save this nation! We will save the world for that matter! And when we do, When we single handily bring about world peace, you can then thank us! For you two will be able to buy a double wide! Such luxury you two will have to look forward too. Until that day thou.”
“Dilly dilly.”
“Yup! You will remain a enemy of the state, and you will be in our cross hairs and trust us, Draver baby boys, When we aim to take someone out. We get the job done!”
“Dilly dilly.”
“See you scumbags soon.”
OneRoverOne then starts to do a fly over the OCW Arena.
Fade out.
“Dilly dilly!”
“Damn straight 7800! This is bullshit!” 2600 exclaims. “But! The joke is on them!”
The scene opens up to reveal Team ATARI standing around a table with a lone light above the table. The rest of the room is completely blacked out. On the table are blueprints to the OCW arena with a clear overlay over it showing where the ring and ramp and everything would be set up for Massacre.
“We knew these Yamauchi scum would do this! We knew this Yamauchi low life sleeze ball Marcus Welsh would take their dirty money and force a battle onto us! 7800! You called it the other night. The Yamauchi is trying to lay a trap! Trying to lure us in and pick us off, thus eliminating us from finding the Energon Device before they do! This proves that they don’t know where it is!”
“Dilly dilly!” 7800 says as he taps his index finger on the table top.
2600 nods in agreement. “True that. Bert and Ernie have no freaking clue where it is. Silly stupid bastards, think they can ignore us while they snoop around in hopes of finding it before we do.”
“Dilly dilly!”
“Have you ever heard of a more scummy name in your life? Draver Boys?”
“Dilly dilly!”
2600 laughs “YES! Completely made up fodder to hide the fact that these two “brothers” were discovered in some trailer park. The Yamauchi cleaned them up, sent them to the dentist and dyed their hair and BAM! Instant Yamauchi pawns ripe for the picking 7800.”
“Dilly dilly!”
“If this the best that the Yamauchi have to offer, this won’t be much of a battle at all. But we need to be smart about this 7800. The battlefield will be surrounded by Yamauchi scum thinking that they will be able to pick us off. That it is the most utmost importance that as soon as these…...Draver Lollipop lickers are decimated and beaten with a inch of their lives, when these two low life Sallys are looking up at us with tears in their eyes! As they clasp their broken and bloody stumps they’ll have left to use as hands together and beg for mercy! When they are begging! Pleading! “PLEASE KIND SIR! PLEASE DON’T KILL US! WE ARE JUST DOING THIS TO MAKE LOT RENT FOR OUR SINGLE WIDE TRAILER!” Right before we Alt Control Delete them!, and rid this world of two more Yamauchi scumbags! We have to make sure we have a clear and unimpeded exit path. There is no fucking way we are getting caught in the crossfire! If the Yamauchi want to sacrifice two of their own, then so be it! They are worthless human beings to begin with, choosing to side with pure scum who wants to ruin this nations way of life.”
“Dilly dilly!” 7800 says while showing that he is a little upset about this upcoming battle.
“Now calm down 7800. There is no need to be this upset. We’ve got this! We’ve trained our whole lives for this.”
“Dilly dilly.”
“There is no need to apologize 7800. Come here!”
2600 holds his arms out and 7800 slowly moves in and 2600 gives him a hug to calm him down.
“You are my brother. I won’t let those Yamauchi scum harm you. Jesus, we’re going into battle against level P Yamauchi soldiers. The weakest rating you can earn and the PTB have insured us that these two Yamauchi scumbags barely scored high enough to merit a level P threat. There isn’t a classification lower. “
7800 nods. “Dilly dilly.”
2600 looks at 7800 with his hand on his shoulder, reassuring him. He holds up his fist.
“Hell yeah! Bet your ass we’ll fuck shit up. Now! Let’s plan this battle out. In and out without a mark then it’s on to the battle against Bert and Ernie."
“Dilly dilly!”
They fist bump and then huddle up to go over the plan as this scene fades out……..
The following was captured on security cameras at the OCW Arena.
Outside by the loading dock, by a exit door and a electrical panel is a stack of pallets. Hopefully they don’t catch on fire. One of guys from Team ATARI sneaks around the stack of pallets and stands up next to the brick wall of the OCW Arena. He slowly inches his way down the wall the 2 feet to the electrical panel. Checking to make sure the ghost is clear, The Team ATARI member smashes off the padlock on the panel, opens it and removes a black box from his pocket. A minute later, he has it installed and closes the panel back up and quickly dashes before the stack of pallets.
Inside the OCW Arena, Flashback 2 is spotted on the low tech system employed by the OCW. Flashback 2, sporting pigtails, a white blouse that has a couple of buttons undone, a catholic school girls skirt, white stockings and high heels, is spotted skipping through the hallway leading towards Welsh’s office…..
Outside by a fire exit door, Another Team ATARI member is spotted making his way towards the door, when he jumps close to the wall and kneels down staying low and out of sight. He pulls a thin, what best could be described as a wire from his pocket. Using chewing gum, he strings the wire out across the very bottom of the door and sticks it place with the chewing gum. Once installed, he looks to make sure it’s clear, then takes off in a full sprint down the alleyway from where he came from.
Finally, back inside. Flashback 2, moving undetected is outside of Marcus Welsh’s office. She tries to open the door but it is locked. Removing a bobby pin that she hid in her bra, FB2 picks the lock and opens the door to Welsh’s office. She enters the office.
2 minutes later she exits Welsh’s office and uses her bobby pin and locks the door, then skips down the hallway making her way out of the OCW Arena.
OneRoverOne is hovering somewhere nearby with Team ATARI on a rooftop overlooking the OCW Arena in the distant background. 2600 and 7800 are standing next to each other with their arms crossed.
“Will you look at that 7800.”
“Dilly dilly.”
“The venue that will bare witness to the death of two more Yamauchi scumbags! Two hopefull scumbags who are hoping to catch the eye of some high ranking Yamauchi general such as Babsy. Monday night, the world becomes a little safer for the rest of us who aren’t drinking the tainted Yamauchi kool aid.”
“Dilly dilly.”
“I couldn’t agree anymore 7800. No one is going to miss these, these, Draver boys. Your lives will be over before they even begin and to think, you two just got out of diapers. You have no idea what is waiting for. No idea what horrors of war is awaiting for you two on that battlefield! You two are as clueless as Bert and Ernie! You just don’t have a clue.”
“Dilly dilly.” 7800 says and the two of them begin to laugh.
“Yeah! They’ll need a walking stick for sure!” 2600 says and them stops laughing and is straight faced. “If they survive!”
7800 slowly nods.
“This is no laughing matter! This isn’t a joke! This isn’t a time to dye your hair and joke about who is 10 minutes older! Because on the 15th of April, those ten minutes won’t mean squat! At the battle of the Twinsies, you two will wish you were never born! If you thought that Yamauchi initiation was rough, you two haven’t seen anything!”
“Dilly dilly.”
“They won’t be that smart 7800, but that is a good suggestion. There is an out for you two Draver Yamauchi scumbags, and that is to not show up. Abandon the Yamauchi is the only way you get to see the 16th of April. Otherwise, your sister will need to go ahead and plan your close casket funerals. We understand she is young, but we feel she will understand that not seeing the sheer chaos that danced on your faces all night long will spare herself some grief in the long run. Infact, why don’t you two just be gentlemen and plan your final plans prior to meeting your demise from the hands of Team ATARI.”
“Dilly dilly.”
“Again 7800, you are correct. What was I thinking calling them gentlemen? Let alone men. They acknowledge themselves to be less than men by calling themselves boys. I guess post op panty wearing drag queens with shitty mustaches wouldn’t fit on that Yamauchi job application. Seriously, shave that stubble you think is a beard. Take some pride in your self, oh wait! That went out the door the second you took that blood oath! Nevertheless! Your little plan won’t work! There will not be no, "taking out Team ATARI." There will not be saving Bert and Ernie from going to battle against us! We will get our hands on the Energon Device! We will save this nation! We will save the world for that matter! And when we do, When we single handily bring about world peace, you can then thank us! For you two will be able to buy a double wide! Such luxury you two will have to look forward too. Until that day thou.”
“Dilly dilly.”
“Yup! You will remain a enemy of the state, and you will be in our cross hairs and trust us, Draver baby boys, When we aim to take someone out. We get the job done!”
“Dilly dilly.”
“See you scumbags soon.”
OneRoverOne then starts to do a fly over the OCW Arena.
Fade out.