Post by Steve Sinclair on Apr 25, 2019 0:31:50 GMT
Jack, who heads up intel for Team ATARI is at the water cooler, leaning on it nursing a paper cup of water. He’s been stressed to the max lately and when he gets this stressed, he stress eats and drinks. In the past 2-3 weeks he has easily gained 12 pounds and it’s starting to show as the white button up shirt is fitting a tad snug. Ted, who heads up the communication team for Team ATARI walks up to the water cooler.
“Jack.” Ted says snapping Jack out of the day dream like state.
“Oh! Ted. How’s it going?”
Ted fills his paper cup full of ice cold water. “Just trying to stay on top of everything for the guys on the ground.”
“Oh I hear you. There is so much chatter on the dark web about this battle coming up. So much info to decipher.”
“I bet. I bet. Have you heard about the guys after that sneak attack?”
“Initial reports was that they were fine. Just bruised and bang up. Nothing life threatening. Flashback 2 got them out of there.”
“We have to be close. The Yamauchi have never done anything like this. They have to be protecting something you know.”
“The guys knew they were walking into a trap too. They knew it and they still got caught.”
“Hmm. Damn bastards.”
“I hear you.” Jack says as he reaches in his back pocket and pulls out a flask. He unscrews the top and fills his paper cup with a clear liquid from his flask.
“That is a odd water bottle Jack.” Ted says.
“Not water Ted. Didn’t you get the memo? The Yamauchi might have tainted our water supply with lead?”
Ted looks at his paper cup of water. “No….”
“Evil motherfuckers. Can’t wait till we kill each and every single one of them. I’ve got to get going Ted. Nolan called a meeting in 2 hours. I’ve got some reports to run. You take care.”
Jack pats Ted on the shoulder and leaves leaving Ted staring at his paper cup of water. He slowly pours it out onto the floor…..
In a undisclosed location.
7800 is sitting on a old metal folding chair inside of a old dirty warehouse type of a building. He is taping up his wrist as 2600 is holding a file folder looking at it.
“The time has come 7800.”
7800 is glaring at the floor in front of him and truth be told, he most likely isn’t even seeing the floor. Just the attack from 2 weeks ago.
“Time for these Yamauchi scum to finally face the music.”
“Dilly…..dilly.”
“Agreed. Scum is too kind of a label for them. Bert and Ernie are nothing more than bottom feeders. Cowards. Here, all along 7800, I thought we were going to go into battle against these Yamauchi bottom feeding cancers face to face. But nope! Not at all!”
“Dilly dilly…”
“Just another pair of scared to death Yamauchi scumbags who don’t know what the meaning of a fair fight is. Of course, we would expect nothing less. We knew you two set some sort of trap with the pawns who call themselves brother boys with hopes of destroying us before our battle on the 29th of April. But you weren’t counting on us, Team ATARI being tougher than we look were ya? Yeah, that’s what I thought you two bitches. No you weren’t. You know 7800, I bet those fucking cunts went to the Yamauchi headquarters to beat off with that prick Assange watching as they went on and on how they got one over us! Waxed poetic all night long sucking each other off and gargling their seamen with what they believed to be the end of us. Fucking morons. It’ll take more than THAT to make Team ATARI tuck and turn tail.”
“Dilly dilly. Dilly dilly dilly. Dilly.” 7800 says as he tears off the athletic tape.
“7800, sometimes you do scare me. The moment they laid a finger on you, was the moment their lives started to end and ever since then, they have been on borrowed time. You two can try and hide the Energon Device from us, but it won’t work. It’ll do you two retards no good. We have come here for one thing and one thing only. The Energon Device! We know you 2 don’t have it. We know you two are nowhere near to capturing it for yourselves.”
7800 stands up full of piss and vinegar.
“DILLY DILLY!”
2600 nods.
“But we know right where it is. It is all but ours. Our names is already written on and there isn’t a god damn fucking thing you two turd burglars can do to stop us from capturing it on the battlefield at Operation Block Party. Once we have the Energon Device in our possession, once we ripped them from your cold dead hands, the shift in power becomes ours! Glorious freedom will beam down proudly on us, Mother Nature herself will let out a sigh and thank us for saving her.”
“Dilly dilly!”
“And that will be the icing on the cake 7800! We will be able to cross two more Yamauchi scum off of the list, sent into exile to burn in the depths of hell for all eternity and how sweet it will be! I tell you what! Victory will never be sweeter than it will be on the 29th of April.”
“Dilly dilly.”
“Jesus 7800, calm down buddy! We still have 5 days before we’re washing blood off of our battlesuits. Of course! After the bloodbath on the battlefield come the 29th,it could be required that we acquire new battlesuits before we begin the search for the next two sections of the Energon Device.”
“Dilly dilly.”
2600 places his hand on 7800’s shoulder.
“I get it! I really do man. I hate them as much as you. I’m not even going to lie, to see both of them taste defeat this past 22nd, why it brought a tear to my eye. Right there, in front of the world, it was proven that they are not everything they claim to be. They are not all of that and a bag of chip. I mean, yeah sure, they are outdated smashed up bag of chips full of stale luke warm air, but whatever. If they the very best the Yamauchi army has to offer, why, their not very good at all.”
7800 places his hand on 2600’s shoulder.
“Dilly dilly.”
Just think about what kind of world this is going to be when we have section 4 and 5 of the Energon Device, secured at the Dig Dug for safe keeping. Our families, our families families will be able to life freely knowing that the global threat of the Yamauchi was squashed by our hands! World peace begins on the 29th of April 7800. That is true. That is a fact.”
“Dilly dilly.”
“There is no one I would have with me in battle besides you, yes, I feel the same way. Bert and Ernie, just look at them. Amateur hour at best.”
7800 and 2600 then both look towards the camera that is mounted on OneRoverOne.
“Dilly dilly!”
“Bitches!”
“Dilly dilly!”
“You know you can buy a casket on Walmart dot com? No? Why better pick one out and get that shit shipped to the nearest store by you for free cuz you’ll be needing.”
“Dilly dilly.”
“Have all of your Yamauchi scumbag family pack that tin can full of crap you hold near and dear to your hearts, cuz you’ll be in that coffee can for a real long time when we get done with you.”
“Dilly dilly.”
“Cuz you two are about to learn first hand, there is no stopping Team ATARI.”
“Dilly dilly.”
“There is no defeating Team ATARI in battle.”
“Dilly dilly.”
“And there is no way you two will leave with the Energon Device. That shit, it just ain’t happening.”
“Dilly dilly!”
“What he said.”
They fist bump each other and cross their arms.
“Like it or not.”
“Dilly dilly.”
“We’re here to save the planet, save this nation freedoms and preserve our way of life. Anyone who threatens this, will be dealt with accordingly.”
“Dilly….dilly.”
“Quote for the truth.”
7800 slowly nods and OneRoverOne then spins and takes flight out of the building.
Fade out.
“Jack.” Ted says snapping Jack out of the day dream like state.
“Oh! Ted. How’s it going?”
Ted fills his paper cup full of ice cold water. “Just trying to stay on top of everything for the guys on the ground.”
“Oh I hear you. There is so much chatter on the dark web about this battle coming up. So much info to decipher.”
“I bet. I bet. Have you heard about the guys after that sneak attack?”
“Initial reports was that they were fine. Just bruised and bang up. Nothing life threatening. Flashback 2 got them out of there.”
“We have to be close. The Yamauchi have never done anything like this. They have to be protecting something you know.”
“The guys knew they were walking into a trap too. They knew it and they still got caught.”
“Hmm. Damn bastards.”
“I hear you.” Jack says as he reaches in his back pocket and pulls out a flask. He unscrews the top and fills his paper cup with a clear liquid from his flask.
“That is a odd water bottle Jack.” Ted says.
“Not water Ted. Didn’t you get the memo? The Yamauchi might have tainted our water supply with lead?”
Ted looks at his paper cup of water. “No….”
“Evil motherfuckers. Can’t wait till we kill each and every single one of them. I’ve got to get going Ted. Nolan called a meeting in 2 hours. I’ve got some reports to run. You take care.”
Jack pats Ted on the shoulder and leaves leaving Ted staring at his paper cup of water. He slowly pours it out onto the floor…..
In a undisclosed location.
7800 is sitting on a old metal folding chair inside of a old dirty warehouse type of a building. He is taping up his wrist as 2600 is holding a file folder looking at it.
“The time has come 7800.”
7800 is glaring at the floor in front of him and truth be told, he most likely isn’t even seeing the floor. Just the attack from 2 weeks ago.
“Time for these Yamauchi scum to finally face the music.”
“Dilly…..dilly.”
“Agreed. Scum is too kind of a label for them. Bert and Ernie are nothing more than bottom feeders. Cowards. Here, all along 7800, I thought we were going to go into battle against these Yamauchi bottom feeding cancers face to face. But nope! Not at all!”
“Dilly dilly…”
“Just another pair of scared to death Yamauchi scumbags who don’t know what the meaning of a fair fight is. Of course, we would expect nothing less. We knew you two set some sort of trap with the pawns who call themselves brother boys with hopes of destroying us before our battle on the 29th of April. But you weren’t counting on us, Team ATARI being tougher than we look were ya? Yeah, that’s what I thought you two bitches. No you weren’t. You know 7800, I bet those fucking cunts went to the Yamauchi headquarters to beat off with that prick Assange watching as they went on and on how they got one over us! Waxed poetic all night long sucking each other off and gargling their seamen with what they believed to be the end of us. Fucking morons. It’ll take more than THAT to make Team ATARI tuck and turn tail.”
“Dilly dilly. Dilly dilly dilly. Dilly.” 7800 says as he tears off the athletic tape.
“7800, sometimes you do scare me. The moment they laid a finger on you, was the moment their lives started to end and ever since then, they have been on borrowed time. You two can try and hide the Energon Device from us, but it won’t work. It’ll do you two retards no good. We have come here for one thing and one thing only. The Energon Device! We know you 2 don’t have it. We know you two are nowhere near to capturing it for yourselves.”
7800 stands up full of piss and vinegar.
“DILLY DILLY!”
2600 nods.
“But we know right where it is. It is all but ours. Our names is already written on and there isn’t a god damn fucking thing you two turd burglars can do to stop us from capturing it on the battlefield at Operation Block Party. Once we have the Energon Device in our possession, once we ripped them from your cold dead hands, the shift in power becomes ours! Glorious freedom will beam down proudly on us, Mother Nature herself will let out a sigh and thank us for saving her.”
“Dilly dilly!”
“And that will be the icing on the cake 7800! We will be able to cross two more Yamauchi scum off of the list, sent into exile to burn in the depths of hell for all eternity and how sweet it will be! I tell you what! Victory will never be sweeter than it will be on the 29th of April.”
“Dilly dilly.”
“Jesus 7800, calm down buddy! We still have 5 days before we’re washing blood off of our battlesuits. Of course! After the bloodbath on the battlefield come the 29th,it could be required that we acquire new battlesuits before we begin the search for the next two sections of the Energon Device.”
“Dilly dilly.”
2600 places his hand on 7800’s shoulder.
“I get it! I really do man. I hate them as much as you. I’m not even going to lie, to see both of them taste defeat this past 22nd, why it brought a tear to my eye. Right there, in front of the world, it was proven that they are not everything they claim to be. They are not all of that and a bag of chip. I mean, yeah sure, they are outdated smashed up bag of chips full of stale luke warm air, but whatever. If they the very best the Yamauchi army has to offer, why, their not very good at all.”
7800 places his hand on 2600’s shoulder.
“Dilly dilly.”
Just think about what kind of world this is going to be when we have section 4 and 5 of the Energon Device, secured at the Dig Dug for safe keeping. Our families, our families families will be able to life freely knowing that the global threat of the Yamauchi was squashed by our hands! World peace begins on the 29th of April 7800. That is true. That is a fact.”
“Dilly dilly.”
“There is no one I would have with me in battle besides you, yes, I feel the same way. Bert and Ernie, just look at them. Amateur hour at best.”
7800 and 2600 then both look towards the camera that is mounted on OneRoverOne.
“Dilly dilly!”
“Bitches!”
“Dilly dilly!”
“You know you can buy a casket on Walmart dot com? No? Why better pick one out and get that shit shipped to the nearest store by you for free cuz you’ll be needing.”
“Dilly dilly.”
“Have all of your Yamauchi scumbag family pack that tin can full of crap you hold near and dear to your hearts, cuz you’ll be in that coffee can for a real long time when we get done with you.”
“Dilly dilly.”
“Cuz you two are about to learn first hand, there is no stopping Team ATARI.”
“Dilly dilly.”
“There is no defeating Team ATARI in battle.”
“Dilly dilly.”
“And there is no way you two will leave with the Energon Device. That shit, it just ain’t happening.”
“Dilly dilly!”
“What he said.”
They fist bump each other and cross their arms.
“Like it or not.”
“Dilly dilly.”
“We’re here to save the planet, save this nation freedoms and preserve our way of life. Anyone who threatens this, will be dealt with accordingly.”
“Dilly….dilly.”
“Quote for the truth.”
7800 slowly nods and OneRoverOne then spins and takes flight out of the building.
Fade out.