Post by Steve Sinclair on Dec 24, 2013 21:53:34 GMT
Aug 27 2006
It’s mid morning on Sunday and Double J Joe Jones woke up a few hours ago. In his hotel sweet he’s on the couch watching Sportcenter. He was up late last night watching NASCAR and while he planned on getting up early in the morning he just didn’t. Wearing baby blue silk boxers and nothing else Joe sips on his espresso. Resting on the back of the couch next to him is the Tag Team title.
“Man….it was a rough night last night. My man Jeff Burton lead 2 hundred plus laps and I was thinking tonight is the night Burton wins a race since 01.….then he pitted. I don’t get it. He had the car all night long and when he needed a good set of tires they weren’t there. It was painful to watch him get stuck in 4th, then get stalled in 9th. Just painful. The only good part after that was that Kenseth won. I’m a Burton fan, but my heart is with Roush. I have a feeling he’s going to win one yet this year.”
Joe takes another sip of his espresso and as he holds his drink in his lap he clears his throat.
“You know Shawn, I like the Dolphins this year too. Even with out Williams this year. The Bills stink, the Jets don’t have a QB, the Pats now don’t have a wide receiver for golden boy Brady and I think the fins can win the division. I’ll also keep a eye on the Ravens too, their in a real hard division and I’ll still be watching my Broncos play great to the playoffs and watch Plummer fall apart in game 1. I hope that Cutler kid is a upgrade over Plummer.”
Joe pauses to catch the score on the A’s Rangers on SC.
“Good. Very good. Well…..I guess. I don’t have anything else to talk about so…..I dunno.”
Joe takes a sip of his espresso and just zones out to the TV. He takes several sips, very riveting TV right here, action packed. The camera zooms in a little closer on Double J. Double J glances over at the camera.
“What?”
The camera pans in a touch more.
“Oh come on? Are you serious?”
The camera zooms out just a touch. Joe sighs.
“Okay if I must but I really don’t have anything to say. I said everything already. I don’t have time to look up big fancy words that are hardly used. Okay okay!”
Joe ends his little fight with the camera man who is there to cut a promo.
“Where to begin…..How about we start with Chad. Yeah Chad. Happy now? Good. Chad….Chad, oh what to say to Chad that we haven’t heard already? Well Chad maybe I didn’t mention you the first time because, well, I was waiting for you to say something. I wanted to have a opportunity to respond to what ever you say. I didn’t forget you, I didn’t over look you, I just wanted to hear from you first and now that I have I have nothing to say to you. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not that you were such a poet on the TV screen, it’s just that, well, how can I say it? I already heard what you said through Proffitt.”
Joe takes his feet off the coffee table and sits up and places his espresso on the table.
“Quite frankly I’m tired of hearing the same thing from you two. Case in point today I watched Proffitt again today and for the first 15 minutes I thought it was a rerun of his other promo, but then I noticed he was on a plane and his wife and kids weren’t there so I assumed it was “new” (Joe does the quotes thing with his fingers when he said new.) but it was just a repeat of what you already said. We are great, you suck, we rule, you’re nothing. Big Mistake, we new tag champions, you ashamed, we mighty, you discredit the titles, we add a legacy to them. I get the point. Nothing we say means jack to you and we get to hear you say it over and over. So, I’m done talking. Bet that makes you guys happy.”
Joe picks up his espresso and leans back in the couch and puts his feet on the couch. As he takes a sip of his espresso some spills on his stomach and it makes Joe flinch. He whips his stomach and looks up and still sees the camera man is still there.
“Oh come on? I gave you something. Not good enough? What the hell?”
Nothing like arguing with a camera man huh?
“Fine. Uhmmmm…….at…….(Joe looks around the hotel room looking for something new to talk about.) I don’t know…….how about…….Okay I’ll go there. (Joe looks at the camera.) I find Brain Proffitt abs to be very sexy. HA! I know we haven’t talked about this. “
Joe licks his lips.
“Yup. I can’t help it. Those six pack abs on you Proffitt is about the only real deal about you. I like the way they look, they way they move when you talk. I can’t wait to slap them a few times in the ring. I could eat off those abs and that’s all I’m going to say about that.”
Joe leans back in the couch and then Joe looks at the camera man who was about to shut the camera off.
“Wait! I have something else. I didn’t know Ryan Hall was kicked out of the EoD. This guy was the face of the EoD in the BLPW and now, he’s trash. Funny how that worked. He got his ass kicked by Sanders and I and now he on the outs. So does that mean you two will be on the outs after Monday night? Because seriously if it is, It’ll give me even more motivation to beat you two. I want to be the guy who rid the BLPW of two walking, talking newspapers that’s a day out of print. And I don’t know guys, But if you seriously think that these titles right here.”
Joe takes the BLPW tag Team title and tosses it at the camera
“Will be easy to defend if you guys win them, Think again. The most action those things got was a month long tournament to crown new champions and do you know, anyone who was in that tournament didn’t even care if they lost the match. Else where it might be a status symbol to be tag team champions but in this locker room it’s more of a burden. Yeah we’re champions but what does it mean? See you two guys think you’ll become the greatest tag team champions in history if you win these where Shawn and I, we’re just happy to finally defend them against someone. Honestly to be the greatest tag team champion in the BLPW isn’t hard to do. Hell Shawn and I rank right up there simply because we held the titles for so long. You see we have two different agendas in this match. You two want the titles, you want embarrass us by taking the titles in our first title match while we’re just happy to find some suckers who think winning them means something. Just think, if you guys do win those titles, you’ll be the laughing stock of the locker room. Two morons who hold two worthless titles. See I never claimed to be a great tag team champion or that we’re the greatest tag team champions in the BLPW, we are how ever the ONLY tag team in the BLPW. It’s pretty sad when the US title is more in demand than the World Tag Team titles. Hell I would trade my share of the title for a North America title shot. I think Shawn would do the same too. So EoD, if you win those titles. Enjoy them. Seriously, enjoy them.”
And now we fade to black………………………………......
It’s mid morning on Sunday and Double J Joe Jones woke up a few hours ago. In his hotel sweet he’s on the couch watching Sportcenter. He was up late last night watching NASCAR and while he planned on getting up early in the morning he just didn’t. Wearing baby blue silk boxers and nothing else Joe sips on his espresso. Resting on the back of the couch next to him is the Tag Team title.
“Man….it was a rough night last night. My man Jeff Burton lead 2 hundred plus laps and I was thinking tonight is the night Burton wins a race since 01.….then he pitted. I don’t get it. He had the car all night long and when he needed a good set of tires they weren’t there. It was painful to watch him get stuck in 4th, then get stalled in 9th. Just painful. The only good part after that was that Kenseth won. I’m a Burton fan, but my heart is with Roush. I have a feeling he’s going to win one yet this year.”
Joe takes another sip of his espresso and as he holds his drink in his lap he clears his throat.
“You know Shawn, I like the Dolphins this year too. Even with out Williams this year. The Bills stink, the Jets don’t have a QB, the Pats now don’t have a wide receiver for golden boy Brady and I think the fins can win the division. I’ll also keep a eye on the Ravens too, their in a real hard division and I’ll still be watching my Broncos play great to the playoffs and watch Plummer fall apart in game 1. I hope that Cutler kid is a upgrade over Plummer.”
Joe pauses to catch the score on the A’s Rangers on SC.
“Good. Very good. Well…..I guess. I don’t have anything else to talk about so…..I dunno.”
Joe takes a sip of his espresso and just zones out to the TV. He takes several sips, very riveting TV right here, action packed. The camera zooms in a little closer on Double J. Double J glances over at the camera.
“What?”
The camera pans in a touch more.
“Oh come on? Are you serious?”
The camera zooms out just a touch. Joe sighs.
“Okay if I must but I really don’t have anything to say. I said everything already. I don’t have time to look up big fancy words that are hardly used. Okay okay!”
Joe ends his little fight with the camera man who is there to cut a promo.
“Where to begin…..How about we start with Chad. Yeah Chad. Happy now? Good. Chad….Chad, oh what to say to Chad that we haven’t heard already? Well Chad maybe I didn’t mention you the first time because, well, I was waiting for you to say something. I wanted to have a opportunity to respond to what ever you say. I didn’t forget you, I didn’t over look you, I just wanted to hear from you first and now that I have I have nothing to say to you. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not that you were such a poet on the TV screen, it’s just that, well, how can I say it? I already heard what you said through Proffitt.”
Joe takes his feet off the coffee table and sits up and places his espresso on the table.
“Quite frankly I’m tired of hearing the same thing from you two. Case in point today I watched Proffitt again today and for the first 15 minutes I thought it was a rerun of his other promo, but then I noticed he was on a plane and his wife and kids weren’t there so I assumed it was “new” (Joe does the quotes thing with his fingers when he said new.) but it was just a repeat of what you already said. We are great, you suck, we rule, you’re nothing. Big Mistake, we new tag champions, you ashamed, we mighty, you discredit the titles, we add a legacy to them. I get the point. Nothing we say means jack to you and we get to hear you say it over and over. So, I’m done talking. Bet that makes you guys happy.”
Joe picks up his espresso and leans back in the couch and puts his feet on the couch. As he takes a sip of his espresso some spills on his stomach and it makes Joe flinch. He whips his stomach and looks up and still sees the camera man is still there.
“Oh come on? I gave you something. Not good enough? What the hell?”
Nothing like arguing with a camera man huh?
“Fine. Uhmmmm…….at…….(Joe looks around the hotel room looking for something new to talk about.) I don’t know…….how about…….Okay I’ll go there. (Joe looks at the camera.) I find Brain Proffitt abs to be very sexy. HA! I know we haven’t talked about this. “
Joe licks his lips.
“Yup. I can’t help it. Those six pack abs on you Proffitt is about the only real deal about you. I like the way they look, they way they move when you talk. I can’t wait to slap them a few times in the ring. I could eat off those abs and that’s all I’m going to say about that.”
Joe leans back in the couch and then Joe looks at the camera man who was about to shut the camera off.
“Wait! I have something else. I didn’t know Ryan Hall was kicked out of the EoD. This guy was the face of the EoD in the BLPW and now, he’s trash. Funny how that worked. He got his ass kicked by Sanders and I and now he on the outs. So does that mean you two will be on the outs after Monday night? Because seriously if it is, It’ll give me even more motivation to beat you two. I want to be the guy who rid the BLPW of two walking, talking newspapers that’s a day out of print. And I don’t know guys, But if you seriously think that these titles right here.”
Joe takes the BLPW tag Team title and tosses it at the camera
“Will be easy to defend if you guys win them, Think again. The most action those things got was a month long tournament to crown new champions and do you know, anyone who was in that tournament didn’t even care if they lost the match. Else where it might be a status symbol to be tag team champions but in this locker room it’s more of a burden. Yeah we’re champions but what does it mean? See you two guys think you’ll become the greatest tag team champions in history if you win these where Shawn and I, we’re just happy to finally defend them against someone. Honestly to be the greatest tag team champion in the BLPW isn’t hard to do. Hell Shawn and I rank right up there simply because we held the titles for so long. You see we have two different agendas in this match. You two want the titles, you want embarrass us by taking the titles in our first title match while we’re just happy to find some suckers who think winning them means something. Just think, if you guys do win those titles, you’ll be the laughing stock of the locker room. Two morons who hold two worthless titles. See I never claimed to be a great tag team champion or that we’re the greatest tag team champions in the BLPW, we are how ever the ONLY tag team in the BLPW. It’s pretty sad when the US title is more in demand than the World Tag Team titles. Hell I would trade my share of the title for a North America title shot. I think Shawn would do the same too. So EoD, if you win those titles. Enjoy them. Seriously, enjoy them.”
And now we fade to black………………………………......