Post by Steve Sinclair on Dec 24, 2013 21:58:10 GMT
Aug 13 2006
In his limo somewhere in San Antonio Double J picks up his cell phone and scrolls through the phone book part to find his tag team partner Shawn Sanders. He selects Shawn’s number to call him.
JJ “You don’t believe me? Okay fine……Check this out Barry…”
Barry Burton is tagging along with Joe today Joe uses the walkie talkie part of his phone so Barry can listen in.
We can hear a phone ringing. Shawn pulls his cell phone out of his pocket and looks to see who's calling. He smiles as it must be a familiar ring.
Shawn - Joe...what's up buddy?[/color]
JJ “Shawn! Getting ready to cut a interview with Barry Blubber and I’m just wondering if you issued our challenge to the EoD?”
SS “Yeah, yeah I was just talking about it. Hopefully we'll finally get to defend the titles against someone.”[/color]
JJ “No shit. I didn’t think we would have to beg someone to face us you know.”
SS “Right. Well if the BLPW isn't gonna give us opponents, then I don't see why we can't find opponents ourself. ”[/color]
JJ “Right. Hey did you get my new Tag scent. It’s in the works.”
SS “The Tag spray? No I didn't get any of it. Why, what kind is it?”[/color]
JJ “PE. Which is short for Penis Envy.”
SS “WHAT?!?!?!”[/color]
JJ “Yeah, it’s a strong powerful scent, makes your testosterone jump to attractive the ladies, Floyd Landis tested it out for me before stage 17 on the tour. He said it worked.”
SS “No, I'm not buying that stuff! I don't care if you're advertising it or not. With a name like that, what guy in his right mind would buy that?”[/color]
JJ “Well Floyd did…”
SS “I don't care who you spray with it. I just don't want it to be associated with me. I like the pink and you like the stink remember?”[/color]
JJ “Yeah about that…”
SS “What? What do you mean you don't like that name? I thought that was clever! It gives us a name...It establishes us as a tag team! That's why I told them that was our name. Ahh come on Joe, no one misinterprets that. Everyone knows you prefer the Hershey highway.”[/color]
JJ “I’ve banged a chick once!”
SS “All right, look I gotta go Joe. I gotta make sure this taxi driver isn't ripping me off or something. So I'll see you tomorrow when we go to do the promotional stuff. Right, I'll talk to you later. See ya.”[/color]
JJ “See ya.”
Shawn shakes his head and rolls his eyes as he puts his cell phone back in his pocket. He leans forward to talk to the cab driver.[/i][/color]
Joe puts his cell phone away and looks at Barry.
JJ Well?”
BB “SO you two are actually going to defend the titles at Cataclysm against any two of the EoD?”
JJ “Yup. Any two. Trust fund, Hazy Jay, Dunn, Mo, Joe, Curly, Bozo, doesn’t matter. They pick which two chumps want to step in the ring with us and the titles will be on the line.”
BB “They last time you two faced the EoD, they did beat you.”
JJ “True but next time we’ll be ready for the other 3 fucktards to jump from behind and try to work us over. They caught us by surprise last time but now the monkey is out of the bag as they say.”
BB “Do you think they will take you up on the title match?”
JJ “If they don’t they’ll look like dicks coming into the BLPW saying shit like We’re the new Epidemic of dominance and all that jazz and then they turn around and pass up a shot at the tag team titles……If they do that they will have egg on their faces.”
BB “Who do you think will step forward for the EoD?”
JJ “Well after I make Trust Fund tap Monday Night he’ll be looking for redemption so he’ll take us up on it and then I’ll say Hazy Jay, because he will want another piece of Shawn Sanders after Sanders hit’s the Third Degree on him.”
BB “Speaking of Trust Fund Ryan Hall. Are you sure you can make him tap out in your figure four leg lock?”
JJ “Barry that’s like asking a fat chick if she wants second at Golden Carroll. There isn’t no one in the BLPW who can slap on the figure four faster or better than me. I love to lock it in and watch my opponent’s face fill with pain as the pressure on his knees grow more and more by the passing second. As I tighten down stretching his ACL to it’s breaking point, making his knee caps press downwards into the cartilage sending shooting pains up his spine……I get off on watching him break down and give in to the pain……I break them down physically…..mentally…..spiritually. Not even god can save them because when I have them locked in…..I am their god. I decide if the walk for the next six months. I keep them off the operating table, their future is in my hands. They only have one way out…..to tap. To me Barry I get more pleasure from making them submit to me than putting their shoulders on the mat. there is nothing in it for me to knock them out and pin them. Anyone can do that. But not everyone has the will power, the skills, the sick twisted deranged mental ability to take another human being and twist them in a way to watch them crumble before your eyes and be reduced to a point where they have to beg you for freedom. There is nothing like watching the biggest and powerful athlete in the world being forced to swallow their pride and everything they stand for to look me in the eye and say, I quit please spare me sir? Barry….for me that is better than sex.”
BB “Wow.”
JJ “Do I think I can slap the figure four on Ryan Hall? No I don’t. I know for a fact I can and will before Epic is all said and done. Ryan Hall will submit to me. Ryan Hall will be my bitch.”
BB “I wish you luck Joe.”
JJ “Luck has nothing to do with it Barry.”
BB “Well….you know what I mean.”
FTB……………………………….........................
In his limo somewhere in San Antonio Double J picks up his cell phone and scrolls through the phone book part to find his tag team partner Shawn Sanders. He selects Shawn’s number to call him.
JJ “You don’t believe me? Okay fine……Check this out Barry…”
Barry Burton is tagging along with Joe today Joe uses the walkie talkie part of his phone so Barry can listen in.
We can hear a phone ringing. Shawn pulls his cell phone out of his pocket and looks to see who's calling. He smiles as it must be a familiar ring.
Shawn - Joe...what's up buddy?[/color]
JJ “Shawn! Getting ready to cut a interview with Barry Blubber and I’m just wondering if you issued our challenge to the EoD?”
SS “Yeah, yeah I was just talking about it. Hopefully we'll finally get to defend the titles against someone.”[/color]
JJ “No shit. I didn’t think we would have to beg someone to face us you know.”
SS “Right. Well if the BLPW isn't gonna give us opponents, then I don't see why we can't find opponents ourself. ”[/color]
JJ “Right. Hey did you get my new Tag scent. It’s in the works.”
SS “The Tag spray? No I didn't get any of it. Why, what kind is it?”[/color]
JJ “PE. Which is short for Penis Envy.”
SS “WHAT?!?!?!”[/color]
JJ “Yeah, it’s a strong powerful scent, makes your testosterone jump to attractive the ladies, Floyd Landis tested it out for me before stage 17 on the tour. He said it worked.”
SS “No, I'm not buying that stuff! I don't care if you're advertising it or not. With a name like that, what guy in his right mind would buy that?”[/color]
JJ “Well Floyd did…”
SS “I don't care who you spray with it. I just don't want it to be associated with me. I like the pink and you like the stink remember?”[/color]
JJ “Yeah about that…”
SS “What? What do you mean you don't like that name? I thought that was clever! It gives us a name...It establishes us as a tag team! That's why I told them that was our name. Ahh come on Joe, no one misinterprets that. Everyone knows you prefer the Hershey highway.”[/color]
JJ “I’ve banged a chick once!”
SS “All right, look I gotta go Joe. I gotta make sure this taxi driver isn't ripping me off or something. So I'll see you tomorrow when we go to do the promotional stuff. Right, I'll talk to you later. See ya.”[/color]
JJ “See ya.”
Shawn shakes his head and rolls his eyes as he puts his cell phone back in his pocket. He leans forward to talk to the cab driver.[/i][/color]
Joe puts his cell phone away and looks at Barry.
JJ Well?”
BB “SO you two are actually going to defend the titles at Cataclysm against any two of the EoD?”
JJ “Yup. Any two. Trust fund, Hazy Jay, Dunn, Mo, Joe, Curly, Bozo, doesn’t matter. They pick which two chumps want to step in the ring with us and the titles will be on the line.”
BB “They last time you two faced the EoD, they did beat you.”
JJ “True but next time we’ll be ready for the other 3 fucktards to jump from behind and try to work us over. They caught us by surprise last time but now the monkey is out of the bag as they say.”
BB “Do you think they will take you up on the title match?”
JJ “If they don’t they’ll look like dicks coming into the BLPW saying shit like We’re the new Epidemic of dominance and all that jazz and then they turn around and pass up a shot at the tag team titles……If they do that they will have egg on their faces.”
BB “Who do you think will step forward for the EoD?”
JJ “Well after I make Trust Fund tap Monday Night he’ll be looking for redemption so he’ll take us up on it and then I’ll say Hazy Jay, because he will want another piece of Shawn Sanders after Sanders hit’s the Third Degree on him.”
BB “Speaking of Trust Fund Ryan Hall. Are you sure you can make him tap out in your figure four leg lock?”
JJ “Barry that’s like asking a fat chick if she wants second at Golden Carroll. There isn’t no one in the BLPW who can slap on the figure four faster or better than me. I love to lock it in and watch my opponent’s face fill with pain as the pressure on his knees grow more and more by the passing second. As I tighten down stretching his ACL to it’s breaking point, making his knee caps press downwards into the cartilage sending shooting pains up his spine……I get off on watching him break down and give in to the pain……I break them down physically…..mentally…..spiritually. Not even god can save them because when I have them locked in…..I am their god. I decide if the walk for the next six months. I keep them off the operating table, their future is in my hands. They only have one way out…..to tap. To me Barry I get more pleasure from making them submit to me than putting their shoulders on the mat. there is nothing in it for me to knock them out and pin them. Anyone can do that. But not everyone has the will power, the skills, the sick twisted deranged mental ability to take another human being and twist them in a way to watch them crumble before your eyes and be reduced to a point where they have to beg you for freedom. There is nothing like watching the biggest and powerful athlete in the world being forced to swallow their pride and everything they stand for to look me in the eye and say, I quit please spare me sir? Barry….for me that is better than sex.”
BB “Wow.”
JJ “Do I think I can slap the figure four on Ryan Hall? No I don’t. I know for a fact I can and will before Epic is all said and done. Ryan Hall will submit to me. Ryan Hall will be my bitch.”
BB “I wish you luck Joe.”
JJ “Luck has nothing to do with it Barry.”
BB “Well….you know what I mean.”
FTB……………………………….........................