Post by Steve Sinclair on Dec 24, 2013 22:01:44 GMT
Jul 29 2006
Later at the TAG autograph meet and greet, Double J Joe Jones along with his tag team title walks off stage and Barry Burton is waiting for him.
BB “New scent huh?”
Joe is rubbing his right hand. “Damn I got writers cramp.”
BB “From what?”
JJ “All those autographs I signed. Man it hurts. I haven’t a case of writers cramp since college.”
BB “Can we talk?”
JJ “Yeah….but not here. I have a brain fart and you know, I just have to go for it because I speak before I think because even thou I’m 26 I’m still a snot nosed punk kid who still lives with mom and dad. What can I say.”
BB “Okay? Where are we going?”
JJ “Blackout’s.”
BB “Blackout?”
JJ “Yeah he lives in a run down warehouse. By the way Barry do you want a free sample?”
BB “Uhm….no. I’m a AXE kind of guy.”
JJ “Dude that shit is for fags!”
Barry looks at Joe not knowing what to say next.
JJ “Listen, meet me here in a hour. I’ve got to go to Spencer’s first.”
BB “Okay.”
JJ “Don’t be late! It’ll be great!”
Joe hurries off to Spencer’s gifts. Barry looks at the address looks at Jose the cameraman.
BB “Come on, let’s go.”
Barry Burton and Jose arrive at Blackout’s old run down warehouse that was once apart of a steel Mill. Blackout BTW is a dear close friend of Double J’s but that is a story for later. Barry and Jose knock on the door and there is no answer.
BB “Well….he did say to meet him here in a hour.”
Jose “We go in?”
BB “I guess.”
Barry slowly opens the door. It’s hard to open due to the fact that the hinges are nearly rusted up on it. Inside the warehouse it’s pitch black. No windows, only light is what is coming through the open door Barry opened. Barry and Jose step inside and call out for Joe.
BB “Joe?”
No answer.
Jose “You sure this is the right place?”
BB “Yeah. I’m sure. JOE? You here?”
“SHUT THE DOOR!” Joe demands.
BB “Okay?” Barry closes the door and now their standing in the dark.
Jose “I don’t like this.”
BB “We’ll be okay.”
Just then a single light bulb that hangs from a cord from the rafters is turned on. The light bulb sways some after having the chain pulled on it. It’s a low wattage bulb, 40 watt with a nice thick coating of dirt and fly droppings on it. Jose sets the camera on his shoulder and starts rolling.
BB “Joe? What the hell is going on?”
JJ “SHHHHHHH!!!! Did you hear that?”
Barry listens for a second or two. “Hear what?”
JJ “It was the phone.”
BB “What phone? I didn’t hear a phone?”
JJ “It was Alfred Hitchcock.”
BB “I thought he was dead?”
JJ “He called, he wanted his single light bulb gimmick back.”
BB “Joe…what the hell?”
JJ “I’m trying to be mysterious. Roughly vague. Is it working?”
BB “no.”
JJ “How about now?”
Joe jumps in front of the light bulb and screams at Barry and Jose wearing a black wig that has been spiked up high in a Mohawk, and he painted his face white, like some death metal band would. It does scare Barry but then again Barry is easily scared. Joe then fades back into the background.
Barry tries to catch his breath.
JJ “I’m so Goth, I’m so dark and mysterious I shit emo kids. I’m so dark, so dead wanna be I make the Undertaker quiver. Barry I’m the one Millionth wrestler to use this bit I can be called the biggest bad ass in the world.
Yeah I saw Hazy Jay, or at least I thought I did. I might have mistaken him for a dildo but that is your call to make Barry. Do you know what is sad Barry? We’re in a Tag vs AXE body spray war now. A guy makes a couple of bucks on the side and suddenly everyone is a AXE fan. I don’t see Hazy Jay on the small screen in 30 second spots pushing portable AXE body shots, but you will see in prime time Monday night is Double J Joe Jones handing out body shots to the three amigos. I can’t help but wonder if Hazy Jay hasn’t smoked one to many joints Barry.”
BB “Why is that?”
JJ “Because who wins and loses Nine World titles? Only a stoner would. Geez if you won and lost a world title nine times wouldn’t you re evaluate your career some. Oh and I love that line of I’m the current King of Hardcore from the XYZ federation, even though it closed down a year ago….hehehe damn that shit was funny. Barry a little know fact about Double J. Double J is the current WWCWA light heavyweight champion, even though the WWCWA closed down 5 years ago I’m still the undefeated undisputed Lightweight weight champion. Yeah baby, I so rule.
Seriously Barry, what does that have to do with the BLPW? At least I can name accomplishments that are revalent to the BLPW. At least I’m in the history books of the BLPW unlike some dude making his DEBUT in the BLPW. But I’m not going to stand here in the dark talking about what I have done and what they haven’t done in the BLPW thou I do think you need more than 3 wins and zero titles in your stable to claim that you are the new breed in the BLPW. Last I check, Craig Williams Bright and Hammer are the top dogs in the BLPW but what do I know? Obvious nothing.”
BB “I have to ask you what is your reaction to Hazy Jay saying that you are looking down the barrel of a gun and you don’t even know it.”
JJ “Out of everything Hazy Jay, the so called Career killer said you pick that?”
BB “Honestly it was the last thing I remember him saying before I nodded off.”
JJ “Fair enough. Well Barry the only question you have is a very good one. I myself would have asked what the hell he meant by what I do in my private time and not stepping through the ropes, but okay. Barry. Being serious here. I have stared down the barrel of several guns in my time.”
BB “Really?”
JJ “Yes, many loaded guns, ready to fire. Some where double pumps models. Double barrels ready to unload all in my face. Many nines, and 12s by the way. Never had a 30 30 in my face thou to my dismay. I can’t recall any 36’s but a few Tommy guns thou.”
BB “Are we talking about the same thing?”
JJ “I bet we are. Point is Barry I have stared down the barrel of some pretty bad dudes and I took what they had and returned the favor. If this Hazy Jay is going to scare me with his pea shooter then he doesn’t know me very well. I’ll look at his pea shooter and I’ll show him my potato cannon then we’ll see who is scared. I know Hazy Jay wouldn’t be able to handle it. I could rip him a new one when I’m done with him, leave him all tore up and bleeding. Thing is Barry, Hazy Jay doesn’t know who he is facing at Epic. They claim I talk big, I’m talking over my head, but the truth is, I have this, the BLPW Tag Team title and they have…..a victory over Dork Knight. That’s all I know about these guys, well and that they like shadows and dark places. That has to make you think you who is in the closet doesn’t it?
I might talk shit, poke fun at who ever I’m facing and mock them, but that’s what I do. I don’t take this shit serious 24-7 because the other six days of the week I have a life. I like long walks along the beach, fly fishing and hitting the gym working on my body. I like to take a bath daily, comb my hair and brush my teeth. Unlike these guys who look like scum bags fresh from the trailer park. I don’t have to spend my time preaching to everyone that I’m going to take over the BLPW, that I’m the new force and everyone better step to the side. I don’t have to that Barry because I know how good I am. I know that when that bell rings no amount of talking with help no more. Talk is cheap anyways. I’m good enough to win these titles, I’m good enough to won the World title of the BLPW, and I’m good enough to do it again. I’m also good enough not to worry about who I am facing each and every Monday night.
You know Barry there is a reason why no one wanted to face Shawn Sanders and I since we won the Tag Team titles. There is a reason why we issued a open challenged and no one took that challenge. There is a reason for that Barry and that reason is because everyone in the BLPW but the EoD knows we mean business and there isn’t one team, one stable in the BLPW that can match us inside that ring. When Damien Dunn said we weren’t on his level, he was right, we are so many levels ahead of him. While he’s on the Duck Hunt level in this game, we’re the Grand Theft Auto level in the wrestling world. They claim to be the one of the five best this business have ever set their eyes on, which is bullshit because I never heard of them till today, but I hope the realize that their not facing some captive animal who is underfeed, not allowed to run around and train which anyone could easily defeat, I’m a wild stallion, not willing to be tamed or ridden. I’ll kick back and when I do they’ll be in a for surprise because for the first time in the BLPW they will have some real competition, some accomplished stars in the BLPW. Some one who isn’t going to roll over and play dead.”
Joe walks out of the dark looking normal now. He walks up to Barry Burton with the tag title in his hands.
JJ “You have to ask yourself if someone is brave enough to walk into their locker room and spray their leader with some shit, are they mentally unstable or just have the biggest set of balls you have ever seen. Monday night they will find out.”
Joe looks right into the camera holding the BLPW Tag Team title up next to his mug.
JJ “Consider your self warned.”
FTB………………………………........................................
Later at the TAG autograph meet and greet, Double J Joe Jones along with his tag team title walks off stage and Barry Burton is waiting for him.
BB “New scent huh?”
Joe is rubbing his right hand. “Damn I got writers cramp.”
BB “From what?”
JJ “All those autographs I signed. Man it hurts. I haven’t a case of writers cramp since college.”
BB “Can we talk?”
JJ “Yeah….but not here. I have a brain fart and you know, I just have to go for it because I speak before I think because even thou I’m 26 I’m still a snot nosed punk kid who still lives with mom and dad. What can I say.”
BB “Okay? Where are we going?”
JJ “Blackout’s.”
BB “Blackout?”
JJ “Yeah he lives in a run down warehouse. By the way Barry do you want a free sample?”
BB “Uhm….no. I’m a AXE kind of guy.”
JJ “Dude that shit is for fags!”
Barry looks at Joe not knowing what to say next.
JJ “Listen, meet me here in a hour. I’ve got to go to Spencer’s first.”
BB “Okay.”
JJ “Don’t be late! It’ll be great!”
Joe hurries off to Spencer’s gifts. Barry looks at the address looks at Jose the cameraman.
BB “Come on, let’s go.”
A hour later…………
[/b]Barry Burton and Jose arrive at Blackout’s old run down warehouse that was once apart of a steel Mill. Blackout BTW is a dear close friend of Double J’s but that is a story for later. Barry and Jose knock on the door and there is no answer.
BB “Well….he did say to meet him here in a hour.”
Jose “We go in?”
BB “I guess.”
Barry slowly opens the door. It’s hard to open due to the fact that the hinges are nearly rusted up on it. Inside the warehouse it’s pitch black. No windows, only light is what is coming through the open door Barry opened. Barry and Jose step inside and call out for Joe.
BB “Joe?”
No answer.
Jose “You sure this is the right place?”
BB “Yeah. I’m sure. JOE? You here?”
“SHUT THE DOOR!” Joe demands.
BB “Okay?” Barry closes the door and now their standing in the dark.
Jose “I don’t like this.”
BB “We’ll be okay.”
Just then a single light bulb that hangs from a cord from the rafters is turned on. The light bulb sways some after having the chain pulled on it. It’s a low wattage bulb, 40 watt with a nice thick coating of dirt and fly droppings on it. Jose sets the camera on his shoulder and starts rolling.
BB “Joe? What the hell is going on?”
JJ “SHHHHHHH!!!! Did you hear that?”
Barry listens for a second or two. “Hear what?”
JJ “It was the phone.”
BB “What phone? I didn’t hear a phone?”
JJ “It was Alfred Hitchcock.”
BB “I thought he was dead?”
JJ “He called, he wanted his single light bulb gimmick back.”
BB “Joe…what the hell?”
JJ “I’m trying to be mysterious. Roughly vague. Is it working?”
BB “no.”
JJ “How about now?”
Joe jumps in front of the light bulb and screams at Barry and Jose wearing a black wig that has been spiked up high in a Mohawk, and he painted his face white, like some death metal band would. It does scare Barry but then again Barry is easily scared. Joe then fades back into the background.
Barry tries to catch his breath.
JJ “I’m so Goth, I’m so dark and mysterious I shit emo kids. I’m so dark, so dead wanna be I make the Undertaker quiver. Barry I’m the one Millionth wrestler to use this bit I can be called the biggest bad ass in the world.
Yeah I saw Hazy Jay, or at least I thought I did. I might have mistaken him for a dildo but that is your call to make Barry. Do you know what is sad Barry? We’re in a Tag vs AXE body spray war now. A guy makes a couple of bucks on the side and suddenly everyone is a AXE fan. I don’t see Hazy Jay on the small screen in 30 second spots pushing portable AXE body shots, but you will see in prime time Monday night is Double J Joe Jones handing out body shots to the three amigos. I can’t help but wonder if Hazy Jay hasn’t smoked one to many joints Barry.”
BB “Why is that?”
JJ “Because who wins and loses Nine World titles? Only a stoner would. Geez if you won and lost a world title nine times wouldn’t you re evaluate your career some. Oh and I love that line of I’m the current King of Hardcore from the XYZ federation, even though it closed down a year ago….hehehe damn that shit was funny. Barry a little know fact about Double J. Double J is the current WWCWA light heavyweight champion, even though the WWCWA closed down 5 years ago I’m still the undefeated undisputed Lightweight weight champion. Yeah baby, I so rule.
Seriously Barry, what does that have to do with the BLPW? At least I can name accomplishments that are revalent to the BLPW. At least I’m in the history books of the BLPW unlike some dude making his DEBUT in the BLPW. But I’m not going to stand here in the dark talking about what I have done and what they haven’t done in the BLPW thou I do think you need more than 3 wins and zero titles in your stable to claim that you are the new breed in the BLPW. Last I check, Craig Williams Bright and Hammer are the top dogs in the BLPW but what do I know? Obvious nothing.”
BB “I have to ask you what is your reaction to Hazy Jay saying that you are looking down the barrel of a gun and you don’t even know it.”
JJ “Out of everything Hazy Jay, the so called Career killer said you pick that?”
BB “Honestly it was the last thing I remember him saying before I nodded off.”
JJ “Fair enough. Well Barry the only question you have is a very good one. I myself would have asked what the hell he meant by what I do in my private time and not stepping through the ropes, but okay. Barry. Being serious here. I have stared down the barrel of several guns in my time.”
BB “Really?”
JJ “Yes, many loaded guns, ready to fire. Some where double pumps models. Double barrels ready to unload all in my face. Many nines, and 12s by the way. Never had a 30 30 in my face thou to my dismay. I can’t recall any 36’s but a few Tommy guns thou.”
BB “Are we talking about the same thing?”
JJ “I bet we are. Point is Barry I have stared down the barrel of some pretty bad dudes and I took what they had and returned the favor. If this Hazy Jay is going to scare me with his pea shooter then he doesn’t know me very well. I’ll look at his pea shooter and I’ll show him my potato cannon then we’ll see who is scared. I know Hazy Jay wouldn’t be able to handle it. I could rip him a new one when I’m done with him, leave him all tore up and bleeding. Thing is Barry, Hazy Jay doesn’t know who he is facing at Epic. They claim I talk big, I’m talking over my head, but the truth is, I have this, the BLPW Tag Team title and they have…..a victory over Dork Knight. That’s all I know about these guys, well and that they like shadows and dark places. That has to make you think you who is in the closet doesn’t it?
I might talk shit, poke fun at who ever I’m facing and mock them, but that’s what I do. I don’t take this shit serious 24-7 because the other six days of the week I have a life. I like long walks along the beach, fly fishing and hitting the gym working on my body. I like to take a bath daily, comb my hair and brush my teeth. Unlike these guys who look like scum bags fresh from the trailer park. I don’t have to spend my time preaching to everyone that I’m going to take over the BLPW, that I’m the new force and everyone better step to the side. I don’t have to that Barry because I know how good I am. I know that when that bell rings no amount of talking with help no more. Talk is cheap anyways. I’m good enough to win these titles, I’m good enough to won the World title of the BLPW, and I’m good enough to do it again. I’m also good enough not to worry about who I am facing each and every Monday night.
You know Barry there is a reason why no one wanted to face Shawn Sanders and I since we won the Tag Team titles. There is a reason why we issued a open challenged and no one took that challenge. There is a reason for that Barry and that reason is because everyone in the BLPW but the EoD knows we mean business and there isn’t one team, one stable in the BLPW that can match us inside that ring. When Damien Dunn said we weren’t on his level, he was right, we are so many levels ahead of him. While he’s on the Duck Hunt level in this game, we’re the Grand Theft Auto level in the wrestling world. They claim to be the one of the five best this business have ever set their eyes on, which is bullshit because I never heard of them till today, but I hope the realize that their not facing some captive animal who is underfeed, not allowed to run around and train which anyone could easily defeat, I’m a wild stallion, not willing to be tamed or ridden. I’ll kick back and when I do they’ll be in a for surprise because for the first time in the BLPW they will have some real competition, some accomplished stars in the BLPW. Some one who isn’t going to roll over and play dead.”
Joe walks out of the dark looking normal now. He walks up to Barry Burton with the tag title in his hands.
JJ “You have to ask yourself if someone is brave enough to walk into their locker room and spray their leader with some shit, are they mentally unstable or just have the biggest set of balls you have ever seen. Monday night they will find out.”
Joe looks right into the camera holding the BLPW Tag Team title up next to his mug.
JJ “Consider your self warned.”
FTB………………………………........................................