Post by Steve Sinclair on Dec 24, 2013 22:04:23 GMT
Jul 23 2006
The scene opens up to see Bill Ogilvy running with a mic in his hand and the cameraman trying to keep up with him outside the Stables Center in LA. Bill has spotted someone and is excited to get a few words from him.
BO “This is Bill Ogilvy live from the Stables Center here in Los Angeles and we’re hours away from Bloodlust….”
Bill finally stops running and he walks up next to a parked car, a parked car that belongs to one half of the BLPW Tag Team champion.
BO “And several superstars for the BLPW have been arriving all day ready to put on a action packed show for the fans here in LA, but I just spotted this guy pulling in the parking lot and I hope I can get a few words form him.”
Stepping out of the car with the BLPW Tag Team title is Double J Joe Jones.
BO “Double J Joe Jones what a surprise it is to see you here. The last I checked you don’t have a match for Bloodlust so what are you doing here?”
Joe who is sporting shades, a nice shirt and cargo shorts places the BLPW tag team title on the roof of the car and starts to open his gym bag.
JJ “Bill……Come on man! I’m one half of the World tag team champions……I don’t need a match to be here. Besides, I’m here on business. You see Bill ever since Hot Stuff and I won the BLPW Tag Team championship doors have opened for me. Doors to the world of endorsements.”
BO “Endorsements?”
JJ “I’m a pitch man Billy.”
BO “We’re not going to see…..cups are we?”
Joe laughs and flashes a smile. “No Billy no cups. No I have a real deal, something everyone can use. See Bill I’m the new spoke person for this fine product. Tag body spray for men!”
BO “Tag body spray?”
JJ “Yeah! The scent that attracts the ladies. Look here Bill, they come in Midnight!”
Joe then starts to spray the crap out of Bill, Bill acts like it’s the worst thing he has ever smelled.
JJ “Lucky Day!”
Bill drops the mic after being blinded with a shot to the face!
JJ “After hours!”
Bill starts to gag.
JJ “My favorite First move.”
Bill then starts to dry heave.
JJ “And for the somewhat questionable cunts that comprise of the BLPW locker room, a bunch of losers who don’t have a set of balls to except my open challenge in a BLPW Tag Team title match, WILD CARD SCENT!”
Joe just about empties the can on Bill. Bill doubles over and stumbles around trying to catch his breathe.
JJ “See Bill I’m here to give out free samples tonight! To the fans and to the guys in the back! Double J is in the house! And Bill.”
Joe grabs Bill and puts his arm around him. Bill is coughing due to lack of air. Joe places a free Body Shot sample on Bill’s chest.
JJ “You have been warned!”
Joe takes the title and his bag and begins to make his way towards the Stables center leaving Bill clutching his free sample gasping for air as the scene fades to black………………………………...............
The scene opens up to see Bill Ogilvy running with a mic in his hand and the cameraman trying to keep up with him outside the Stables Center in LA. Bill has spotted someone and is excited to get a few words from him.
BO “This is Bill Ogilvy live from the Stables Center here in Los Angeles and we’re hours away from Bloodlust….”
Bill finally stops running and he walks up next to a parked car, a parked car that belongs to one half of the BLPW Tag Team champion.
BO “And several superstars for the BLPW have been arriving all day ready to put on a action packed show for the fans here in LA, but I just spotted this guy pulling in the parking lot and I hope I can get a few words form him.”
Stepping out of the car with the BLPW Tag Team title is Double J Joe Jones.
BO “Double J Joe Jones what a surprise it is to see you here. The last I checked you don’t have a match for Bloodlust so what are you doing here?”
Joe who is sporting shades, a nice shirt and cargo shorts places the BLPW tag team title on the roof of the car and starts to open his gym bag.
JJ “Bill……Come on man! I’m one half of the World tag team champions……I don’t need a match to be here. Besides, I’m here on business. You see Bill ever since Hot Stuff and I won the BLPW Tag Team championship doors have opened for me. Doors to the world of endorsements.”
BO “Endorsements?”
JJ “I’m a pitch man Billy.”
BO “We’re not going to see…..cups are we?”
Joe laughs and flashes a smile. “No Billy no cups. No I have a real deal, something everyone can use. See Bill I’m the new spoke person for this fine product. Tag body spray for men!”
BO “Tag body spray?”
JJ “Yeah! The scent that attracts the ladies. Look here Bill, they come in Midnight!”
Joe then starts to spray the crap out of Bill, Bill acts like it’s the worst thing he has ever smelled.
JJ “Lucky Day!”
Bill drops the mic after being blinded with a shot to the face!
JJ “After hours!”
Bill starts to gag.
JJ “My favorite First move.”
Bill then starts to dry heave.
JJ “And for the somewhat questionable cunts that comprise of the BLPW locker room, a bunch of losers who don’t have a set of balls to except my open challenge in a BLPW Tag Team title match, WILD CARD SCENT!”
Joe just about empties the can on Bill. Bill doubles over and stumbles around trying to catch his breathe.
JJ “See Bill I’m here to give out free samples tonight! To the fans and to the guys in the back! Double J is in the house! And Bill.”
Joe grabs Bill and puts his arm around him. Bill is coughing due to lack of air. Joe places a free Body Shot sample on Bill’s chest.
JJ “You have been warned!”
Joe takes the title and his bag and begins to make his way towards the Stables center leaving Bill clutching his free sample gasping for air as the scene fades to black………………………………...............